gay

i was only 9 years old, i loved csgo so much, i had all the acheivements and items, i pray to gaben every night thanking him for the knive's ive been given csgo is love i say csgo is life my dad hears me and calls me a pc feg, i knew he was just jealous of my devotion to gaben, i call him a console peasent, he slaps me and send me to bed, Im crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and its realy cold, i feel a warmth moving towards me. It's Gaben. Im so happy gaben leans over and whispers into my ear "its summer sale time". He grabs me with his powerful dev-team hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. Im ready i spread my wallet for gaben, he puts his hands deep into my wallet, it costs so much but i do it for gaben. I feel my walet emptying as my eyes start to water. I accept the terms and conditions i want to pleas the mighty pc lord. Gaben roars a mighty roar as he drives the sales through the roof.

nico are a whole box of uncooked hamburger helper he bought from the dollar store