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How to ♥♥♥♥ a bird:
1) get your self you're favorite type of bird.
2) hold the bird with you hands over the wings, and the other hand grabbing your ♥♥♥♥.
3) Locate The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a bird.
4) stick you're ♥♥♥♥ in that hold as hard as you can ( dont worry if the bird starts to screech, its the sound of joy)
5) Continue to slid your ♥♥♥♥ in and out.
6) ♥♥♥ inside the bird untill you explodes the bird with your ♥♥♥.

BDSM. nough said.

Squirtle Squad SKYLER 1 hour ago
How i ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and eat ramen, step by step.
1. Chop open ramen packet.
2. Snot the flavor powder.
3. Insert ramen block into mouth.
4. Pour boiling water in mouth.
5. Then i ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and get them wet using bubble beam.

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Barack Obama

first you punc her in the face for 324672364873648325823532684565345345673252674 seconds then you do "it" for 3 sconds then you say WTF i hate u then you get c4 then go to her parents house blow it up then burn their house down with combustible lemons then you go back and throw her off a 15 foot building and she dies then you get the ♥♥♥♥♥ and die

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Garry mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OAKS!