Mine fanclub is better

Thanks for letting me join.

Is this where I can get fire oki

Blessed be Splinter; may tengu drums play upon his descent from heaven to crush all impurities beneath his heel.

There's noone better than Splinter himself.

I love Splinter

Splintering intensifies

This is a cult, not a fanclub

you're waifu a ♥♥♥♥

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

I didnt steal it, this is a steam client version rebranding of a fanclub that was started over 10 years ago

I want to make complain. YOU STOLE MY IDEA, SCARPI FANCLUB WAS FIRST AND IT IS BETTER!!!

wh-what?!

WTF is this ♥♥♥♥ N I G