Shemp needs a Falcon Novaraptor

Angry Politicians with 7 ears of corn will come for you if you do not donate to this cause.

Items of use:
Standard Key
Legendary Falcon Novaraptor

DC2's are not a priority, but if you feel like it...

Disclaimer:
You will probably not get anything for donating. I never intended for anyone to actually donate. It's just a joke group.

If you WANT to donate, I guess you can, but you won't get anything, like I said.

(Shemp doesn't seem to realize that...)