Steam Community :: Group :: Saxton Hale Facts

Mes 21 Jul, 2016 @ 9:09am

I remember this site. It was a good meme while it lasted.

AguusFranchi 9 Apr, 2014 @ 10:29pm

Hello :3

moxie 22 Aug, 2013 @ 5:37am

Fluttershy activated!

widzu95 [⇄] 24 Feb, 2013 @ 8:19am

No, you can't...

Goro Majima 13 Jan, 2013 @ 11:52am

They say jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim through land. Saxton Hale is the only human capable of self sustained flight

Grimstock 23 Aug, 2012 @ 10:55am

let make up a story to pass the time.One upon time, there was this guy, his name was Holy Hale, and he was really powerful. One day, a giant alien landed and started eating people, but then, when he confonted it, Alien just then...... disappeared within 4 seconds.

Volatile Creation 27 Mar, 2012 @ 5:32pm

You need another person running Saxton Hale facts to take care of the pending facts.

Lia 10 Feb, 2012 @ 4:58pm

Saxton Hale once lit a fart. We now call that fart "The Sun".

Maggers 28 Nov, 2011 @ 8:17am

@ Boon! and thats how we came up with VSH (Versus Saxton Hale, idiots!

Volatile Creation 25 Nov, 2011 @ 8:07pm

Painis cupcake met Saxton Hale now I'm in a cage in the living room :(

Helmet 14 Aug, 2011 @ 4:04pm

Woah, Saxton Hale himself was here. We are obviously the best group on Steam.

Count Simpula 5 Aug, 2011 @ 3:07pm

My Liege

*bows*

JamieD 4 Aug, 2011 @ 1:49pm

My Little Pony? Really? I'd say Saxton Hale eats them for breakfast, but he wouldn't even do that.

BOON 4 Aug, 2011 @ 11:53am

When Saxton hale joins a server, everyone else gets auto-balanced to the opposing team

swim 20 Jun, 2011 @ 6:48pm

The Adventure Core, is infact, Saxton Hale's Left Testicle.
-The Fact Core

Kalamari 28 May, 2011 @ 10:08pm

Saxton Hale delyaved EP 3 due to it taking away business from TF2

Count Simpula 1 May, 2011 @ 9:28pm

Saxton Hale found out Osama Bin Laden was hurting his key sales, so he took him out.

76561198026689946 21 Apr, 2011 @ 7:04pm

Saxton Hale Beat Portal 5's 12 Player Co-Op By Himself as a Sniper with a Frying Pan before Portal was even a thought WITH HIS BARE DAMN HANDS!!!

JoJy 20 Apr, 2011 @ 12:26pm

When Saxton hale joins a server the server starts to lag cause of the epicness

CalicoCutPants.com 13 Apr, 2011 @ 8:29pm

Saxton Hale's chest hair isn't just in the shape of Australia...it IS Australia.

Starkillaa 13 Apr, 2011 @ 1:03pm

If you kill Saxton Hale, u automatically get VAC ban, because it's impossible without cheats.

Starkillaa 13 Apr, 2011 @ 11:10am

One day Saxton Hale crafted an other steam user with the all steam games. He used only one scrap metal, and his DAMN BARE HANDS!

2IOF 9 Apr, 2011 @ 6:10am

Saxton Hale once took a dump. The area we now know it as is Chernobyl.

NaCl 9 Apr, 2011 @ 1:45am

Gabe told Saxton Hale(secretly) that he could play episode three. Unfortunately, the object that destroys everything hitted the object that never could be destroyed. And so, no1 will ever(again) get ep 3.

Neonetik 6 Apr, 2011 @ 11:02pm

Saxton Hale sells hats that can increase how strong you are! If you purchased the correct Mann Co products to go with the hat that is!

Maljon 6 Apr, 2011 @ 5:54pm

Pleeeaaase. Saxton Hale never lost a chest hair. That's because Saxton Hale never loses. Ever.

Groucho's Mustache 15 Mar, 2011 @ 9:35pm

Dinosaurs went extinct when Saxton lost a ches hair

Groucho's Mustache 3 Mar, 2011 @ 7:47pm

When Saxton Hale got his Sperm on a Truck it created Octomus Prime!

bosstones 11 Feb, 2011 @ 1:55pm

Saxton Hale once challenged Chuck Norris to an arm wrestling competition. The result of the slam of fists is now known as the Mariana Trench.

simplify5 7 Feb, 2011 @ 9:06pm

saxton hale can kill 2 stones with one bird

Evil Fennec 8 Dec, 2010 @ 10:13pm

saxton hale didnt startle the witch; the witch startled the saxton hale

Count Simpula 18 Nov, 2010 @ 2:16am

When Saxton Hale drinks Jarate, it comes out as water.

dueehh 17 Nov, 2010 @ 10:06pm

Saxton Hale is the 3rd Team

Zolleriux 17 Nov, 2010 @ 6:12am

When Heavy said that he'd "yet to meet one that can out-smart bullet", he obviously didn't think about Saxton Hale.

Count Simpula 5 Nov, 2010 @ 12:03am

Saxton Hale once read Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"

Neonetik 4 Nov, 2010 @ 11:43pm

Saxton Hale is really kind of a jackass when you think about it.

Jerault 4 Nov, 2010 @ 5:51pm

Another fact. Saxton Hale is sexy.

Count Simpula 4 Oct, 2010 @ 6:32pm

Saxton Hale is the reason why Duke Nukem Forever is being released. He just got tired of hearing the joke, so he made Gearbox make it.

Maljon 4 Oct, 2010 @ 5:07pm

Saxton Hale's old teacher, Darling, was one of the hippies being killed in the man-conomy update's comic. He can be seen on page five. MAN, did Saxton look badass on page five.

Kalamari 4 Oct, 2010 @ 4:49pm

Saxton Hale is glad that you are happy with the Mann-Conomy update. Here have this eagle.

Cráw 2 Oct, 2010 @ 9:59pm

lol nice one

Count Simpula 2 Oct, 2010 @ 3:52pm

Saxton Hale killed someone with a Rocket Jumper.

Moose.rar 25 Aug, 2010 @ 4:44pm

saxton hale is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meh right now, he says that i MUST DELAY

Sivart0 22 Aug, 2010 @ 1:25pm

maybe saxton hale had a really bad kidney boulder?

Lia 21 Aug, 2010 @ 8:04pm

you moron. how in gods name would a mere sniper get a drop of saxton hale's blood?

Homeless Skooma Addict 15 Aug, 2010 @ 2:59am

Jarate has a drop of Saxton hale's blood in it, although it is not visible. This drop of blood explains mini-crits.

Chaos 14 Aug, 2010 @ 10:31pm

The intelligence briefcases contain part of a secret code set up to alert Saxton Hale to an extreme emergency and beg for his help. Saxton Hale, being the nice guy he is, will always respond to such a call. This is why the intelligence is always being fought over.

chrome country 14 Aug, 2010 @ 5:59pm

The screaming at the beginning of Meet The Sandvich was Saxton Hale breathing.

Homeless Skooma Addict 11 Aug, 2010 @ 1:00pm

Before tf2 was developed, they thought of Saxton Hale being a 10th class. Later on they saw this unfitting because he'd be too powerful, and anyone that would look at him would be gibbed immediately.

+▲▲▲+ 6 Aug, 2010 @ 12:26am

Saxton Hale once spawncamped his own team. With his bare hands.