Yhea... I do not have a funny story but, at least i tried? right?

I was young, crazy and desperate. I didn't know what to do with my life. I was ofcourse too young to buy a fleshlight so I... I used a can of 'Bullens Pilsnerkorv' to pleasure myself. I'm not proud, neither do I regret what I have done. But there's a twist. When I was done pleasuring myself I left the can in the fridge for re-using purposes. It stayed there for a couple of days but one day it disappeared. Still to this day I do not recall what happend to it. I fear the worst.

one summer i were out with a few friends sailing wen we looked in the cabinet and found ourselfs only with one can of sausage left so we set our cours to sandhamn were
we knew that there was a small supermarket. we bought some sailiing candy a few cans of sausage and a few packs of hot cup. we then row out to the bigger sailboat and sailed away out to horsten were we made dinner with the recepie i have posted. and that was it for my best sausage experience.

Guys, guys I want some real good sausage stories here!

swag i want that p250

Teddy Westside welcome to our community!

Hi m8s, iam new here !!!!

Falukorv!!!

i love the falukorv, search on google pictures

No, u ride bratwurst, chorizo, falukorv etc.

But riding a sausage.. Like 8=====D... That type of sausage?...

No you just ride sausage my friend

Am I gay now?