That's pretty hot.

I was forced into this

Who knew that one day I'd be smoking ass and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weed.

They're worth less than fecal matter.

Moonman, Moonman, black lives matter.

You see, I once worked at a dragon dildo shop. This dragon dildo shop, let me tell you, it wasn't like any other dragon dildo shop, no. No, this dragon dildo shop? Boy oh boy, it sold Dungeons and Dragons. Not just any old Dungeons and Dragons either, I mean PREMIUM GRADE Dungeons and Dragons, I mean the kinda ♥♥♥♥ that the kids would play with all day and brag to their 12-year old friends about. You think that's it? That's just the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ appetizer.

These DnD playsets had an adult section, full of real swords and bows. I even got a mage robe out of it. You know what I do with it now? I cast spells for people. Yes, I bought the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ set, and everything that came with it. I charge five bucks per spell, and my bank account has been filling up to its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brim. But you see, the government would not have that. They took my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragon dildo. If you know anything about me, I wouldn't have that ♥♥♥♥. So what did I do? I summoned another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragon dildo.

why is this

IAAAAAAAAAAAA cAAAAAAAAAAAAAAn't tAAAAAAAAAAAAAAke it anymoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAre.

aww that's adorable

No u

Listen up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, my step mom owns a nerf gun which is modded to shoot through styrofoam cups. All of you are to subscribe to me right now, and none of you are to steal this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme. This is my feature. This isn't a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ request you ♥♥♥♥♥. It's an order.

RIP your conscience

RIP human race.

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Mein Kampfy Chair

So Heilarious
it's reichdiculous!

JA JA FÜHER!

ARE YA READY KIDS

Big Miss Steak.

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I joined this group just so I can leave it because it sucks