[18:30] <@spaceman> ur playing in div 4 again?
[18:32] <@prototype> ye
[18:32] <@prototype> free trophy
[18:32] <@spaceman> ok im gonna keep that quote til after the season

Proto summarised in one image: http://i.imgur.com/JkuYKtd.jpg

Me: Proto watches My Little Pony porn. omggggggg
Proto's Brother: All my brother's watch it... It's not surprising...

19:48 prototype: why cant we all be bronies

Arokasi: I renamed you to "div 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" on my phone
Proto: Cool this is probs the best I achieved

Proto: Teams posted. Div 5 yeah
Arokasi: Congrats. You are now a div 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Proto: Proud.

[03:24] <Prototype|laptop> i dont understand why u dont bottom frag space
[03:24] <rude_dude> because ur always 20 points behind everyone else
[03:24] <Prototype|laptop> as soldier
[03:24] <rude_dude> u make it p hard to bottomfrag
[03:25] <rude_dude> because im decent at soldier and know how to play
[03:25] <Prototype|laptop> im special in this case
[03:25] <rude_dude> ur special in a lot of cases

ººº pokercat: Well tbh I'm not that good at fps games so ye
ººº Dr. Gregory House: but you play tf2
ººº Dr. Gregory House: 3000 hours
ººº Dr. Gregory House: div 2/3 level
ººº pokercat: still not good i guess
ººº pokercat: im probs div 6
ººº pokercat: most likely
ººº Dr. Gregory House: what is this
ººº Dr. Gregory House: you've gone full emo
ººº pokercat: admitting defeat
ººº Dr. Gregory House: wait wait
ººº Dr. Gregory House: you think... you're a div 6 tf2 player?
ººº pokercat: ye
ººº Dr. Gregory House: get outttt
ººº Dr. Gregory House: that's pubber level
ººº pokercat: nah
ººº pokercat: i say div 6 is higher
ººº pokercat: cause they know what they are doing
ººº Dr. Gregory House: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥

[Mission Complete]

Ladies and Gentlemen, a new frontier of humiliation has been breached. I have just beaten Proto-"Pubber Pride"-Type, in a Quake Live duel... using only machine gun and gauntlet.

"Hidden rep skill" indeed.

[19:17] <Prototype> space can u join mumble
[19:17] <Prototype> i like ur voice
[19:17] <Prototype> it sounds fat and obese

ººº Ari Gold: most pubbers are normal ppl
ººº pokercat: lol noraml
ººº pokercat: try and make me laugh aye?
ººº Ari Gold: think about it
ººº Ari Gold: if your bro or you mum started playing tf2 tomorrow
ººº Ari Gold: obviously they do stupid things cause they're new
ººº Ari Gold: but would you call them dumb people overall?
ººº pokercat: well if u do he math
ººº pokercat: the life is normal wen not interacting with tf2
ººº pokercat: once touched it adds up
ººº pokercat: hmm
ººº Ari Gold: wait so...
ººº Ari Gold: by playing tf2... people become stupid?
ººº pokercat: i dont think thats going right
ººº pokercat: i cant think of anything atm
ººº Ari Gold: CAUSE YOU KNOW IM RIGHT
ººº Ari Gold: by your logic
ººº Ari Gold: both your mum and your brother are pub ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ººº Ari Gold: thus are idiots who should ragequit out of life
ººº pokercat: oh ye
ººº pokercat: thats the logic i was looking for

ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: imagine proto in a real war
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: fellow soldier: ♥♥♥♥ im in a trench, enemy fire is everywhere. what do we do?
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: proto: what would rep do?
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: *real life +fwd*
refrain: the enemies are just a bunch of pubbers anway
refrain: should be fine

ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: seriously having sex is not a big deal
pokercat: and ur still single
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: so?
pokercat: dw
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: you realise you can have sex
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: AND be single, right?
pokercat: brothel?
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: What. the. ♥♥♥♥.
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: you're trolling
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: you have to be
pokercat: its the only place i can think of
pokercat: or way
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: you have to be joking
pokercat: fine
pokercat: star ini some porn ♥♥♥♥
pokercat: or rape
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: you got it
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: i raped some chick in a porn
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: found my secret
pokercat: wat?
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: that's how i have sex
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: im a rapist
pokercat: no justice to that?
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: im that awesome
pokercat: nah
pokercat: joke obv
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥

Monday, 7 May 2012
3:07 PM - pokercat: aww ye
3:07 PM - pokercat: ga badwater
3:07 PM - pokercat: ♥♥♥♥'em up
3:08 PM - dr. zaius: will do coach
3:23 PM - pokercat: go demo, rape them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
3:24 PM - pokercat: wait till one of them accuse u of hacking
3:24 PM - pokercat: make a cool comaeback that will demolsih them
3:24 PM - pokercat: like
3:25 PM - pokercat: stfu u pub ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ u up hard and now go jump off a cliff or something
3:26 PM - pokercat: or say, your not sophisticated enough to play this game, so go ♥♥♥♥ off
3:26 PM - pokercat: pub idiots...
3:28 PM - dr. zaius: but proto
3:28 PM - dr. zaius: killing pubbers is hard
3:28 PM - dr. zaius: they are pretty good
3:29 PM - pokercat: WTF
3:29 PM - pokercat: are u mentally retarded
3:29 PM - pokercat: ARE U MENTALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RETARDED
3:29 PM - pokercat: ♥♥♥♥
3:29 PM - dr. zaius: im sorry proto
3:30 PM - pokercat: ♥♥♥♥ THEM HARD
3:30 PM - pokercat: ITS AINT HARD
3:30 PM - pokercat: GAWD
~~~

Situation: vR. Siege was playing soldier in a pub, Proto was his medic
Real mumble quote: :

"oh oh oh oh *heavy breathing* siege oh siege grind it like it's hot"

pokercat: ♥♥♥♥ I just dropped my phone into the soup bowl
pokercat: not to mention that I touched my phone with my hands in the lab
pokercat: with oil and metal oxides
pokercat: that are toxic
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: It's E2 Vendy
ººº Arokasi #RIPCrackers: he did this to you

<Prototype> especially u spaceman u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pub ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
<Prototype> gets stairstabbed so easily
<Prototype> wat a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot
<spaceman> im sorry proto
<spaceman> the spies are jsut so good
<spaceman> hopefully one day ill be good enough to join e squared
<Prototype> wat?!
<Prototype> e^2
<Prototype> e ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ squared
<spaceman> ?
<Prototype> u want to join them
<Prototype> go neck urself space
<spaceman> !!!
<Prototype> who the hell cares about "good" pub spies
<Prototype> they'll all bad
<spaceman> but they always get me
<spaceman> also
<spaceman> if i get accepted into electronic espionage
<Prototype> wat the hell is that
<spaceman> im gonna leave winterfall to play spy in goldrush
<spaceman> e squared
<Prototype> u wouldnt
<Prototype> ugh
<Prototype> stop pissing me off
<Prototype> pub are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
<Prototype> e squared is nothing but a bunch of idiot pub spies
<Prototype> so just lay off and gtfo
<Prototype> and thats final

7:34 PM - pokercat: wat ar eu doing?
7:35 PM - spaceman: what does it look like
7:37 PM - pokercat: thats my pub server
7:37 PM - pokercat: gtfu
7:37 PM - pokercat: gtfo
7:38 PM - pokercat: ugh watver
7:38 PM - pokercat: just destroy those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
7:38 PM - pokercat: mindless pubbers
7:40 PM - spaceman: ok will do

17:32 spaceman its borked proto
17:35 Prototype|laptop broken
17:36 Prototype|laptop dawd
17:48 Prototype|laptop gawd
17:48 Prototype|laptop so much typos
17:48 Prototype|laptop i guess thats wat u get for eating 30 coffee beans it hink

19:29 not_proto ye
19:29 not_proto wait
19:29 not_proto ye
19:29 not_proto we should
19:29 spaceman wait
19:29 not_proto after owl tho
19:29 spaceman ye
19:29 spaceman wait
19:29 spaceman ye

dont ever try to stairstab proto

Proto is so bad that a medic main killed him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP_MrzQuRBQ&list=UUGiV34fqqJ3rtKWjkhsBT-A&index=6&feature=plcp

<Prototype|laptop> ♥♥♥♥ i hate pubbers
<Prototype|laptop> ♥♥♥♥ talking to pubber is the best
<@Arokasi> would you say pubbers deserve to live?
<Prototype|laptop> um
<Prototype|laptop> yes
<Prototype|laptop> so they can get smasht
<Prototype|laptop> constantly
<Prototype|laptop> till they suicide cause they think that they hav no hope in gaming
<Prototype|laptop> so they end it
<Prototype|laptop> make them rq
<Prototype|laptop> out of life


Lol, cute little proto. Talking about himself in the third person like that.

<Prototype> this group is ♥♥♥♥
<TG_> HAHAHA
<Prototype> ♥♥♥♥ u all
* Prototype (Prototype@60-242-181-241.static.tpgi.com.au) Quit (Quit)
<TG_> <3333333
<@Arokasi> just like how you're ♥♥♥♥ at tf2
<@Arokasi> HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
<TG_> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

23:47 necrosis you were going crazy with that spy
23:47 TG_ ikr
23:47 TG_ e2 TG
23:47 TG_ imo
23:48 Prototype yuck e2
23:48 TG_ it's a joke proto
23:48 TG_ r u dum
23:48 Prototype dont bring it in this channel
23:48 TG_ <TG_> it's a joke proto
23:48 TG_ <TG_> r u dum
23:48 necrosis I think that vF would be really prone to getting stabbed in scrims
23:48 Nick_ their pubbers
23:48 Nick_ pro pub
23:48 Prototype u mean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
23:48 Prototype pro and pub
23:48 Prototype dont be joking
23:48 Prototype they never match

One time, Proto went sniper in a pub. Over the course of a highly competitive hour, he scored a grand total of....

8 points.

True story.