Hello believers! I have done the unthinkable, I have made a new preplane speaks video... except I don't speak in it, or take my pants off, but I dare say... it is the greatest piece of art ever created (right next to that Inception movie).

Unfortunately, you're going to have to wait till tomorrow at 8 PM (Eastern Time Zone) to view it, so in the meantime, catch up on any episodes you might have missed!

Episode 5 - Confession
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXNqhzl9lt4

Episode 4 - Win a Date with Man-♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuUL3RPT_nY

Episode 3 - Revenge of the Scorpion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLcGOL8HRgY

Episode 2 - Preplane Vs. The Weather
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Pte65fdcc

Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3D6E7eeidU

Well, one thing has lead to another, and so on and so on....


The short of it is that Preplane is now back.
Only he's been horrifically mutilated by a virus, and is now called Stealing Kisses. Like Jesus. Only Jesus wasn't a zombie. Oh well.

I guess it should be Stealing Kisses-ism, but that sounds awkward. Plus, I can't change the name. It also kinda ruins the sanctity or something or other. Blah blah blah preplane/stealing kisses blah back blah.

http://i51.tinypic.com/6tpgyp.jpg

Drink it and you will become semi-imortal.

Rubber Duck: The monstrously twisted and bloodcurdling enigma... or Preplane’s insidious sidekick/Moses, who secretly wishes to over throw his master, and cause chaos throughout all of the Steamland

The most often told story of how he came to be starts with the purchase of Team Fortress 2, because before then, he was just a normal human going through their basic routines... even had a lovely and supportive fiancé.

After the discovery of Double Cross, Katsumeragi took notice and twisted his humanity. The transformation was slow, but he was soon helpless in her demands, forgetting basic things, including how to eat, sleep, blink, even how to breathe and speak... instead resorting to a double quack noise for others to hear his cries.

The cries were sickening, but no one dared to help, as that would involve getting near Katsumeragi... That is, until Preplane arrived. He realized the vast potential in Rubber Duck, and set out to free him.

The plan revolved around gathering enough bread crumbs to entice Rubber Duck to leave Katsu, and join him... and it worked! (that was surprisingly easy)

The only catch though, was that Preplane had a limited number of bread crumbs, and once they ran out... well, time will tell.

There are still a few mysteries revolving around Rubber Duck though, such as if he was truly a man in the first place (in that case, change all the nouns of male, into female)... or whatever happened to his fiancé?

Could it have been Preplane all along?

I have word from the Great Preplane that we should absolve our differences, Wilford Brimley, and we WILL band together to fight this immense evil, known as Katsumeragi. Firstly, all supporters of the evil Katsumeragi will be persecuted by our recruited Preplane crusaders, and extorted for information. Finally, when we have collected enough data to formulate and attack plan, we will strike. FOR THE FREEDOM OF DOUBLE CROSS.