hello lord petard my name is haroqi mashuq'va and i come from zimbabwe,

im gay, very gay.

Imma comes here 444th. And imma here to praise da Glorious Lord!

Glorious Cities:Skylines god :D

I have found the light and have joined the faith of the Rug God may be bring Glorius Rugs and Buttsticks to those who follow him.

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THE RUG GOD IS HERE

Petard is probably reaching 100k in the next 2 months. I love his Fallout 4 and Besiege videos.

It's 00:44 now. I'm insanely tired after the whole day of talking to Petardians and playing Rainbow Six. And doing some other stuff but let's keep building up my nerd image and not mention it. Anyway, I am so tired. But I feel that urge to check on our group. I needed to know if someone has already blown up the whole Steamtardia (yes, I am thinking about you, dood) and covered all the rug magic with threads about the size of his freakin ♥♥♥♥ (yes, it's about you once again, posterior #neverforget). Luckily, none of that happened. With a relief on my mind I check the pop-up page (btw, fkin mobile steam is the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever IMO). And I get shocked. 11 new comments on the forums. Freaking 11 new comments! That's some serious stuff there, mates. Our nation is growing like crazy. What can I say now? I am insanely proud of every of who does and will participate in the forums. Keep up the great work! That way we can get our butts touched even more. All hail the Rugs.

Hello all of you Brothers i just want to tell you that i just got the best support from Mr Jedi.
He is the best helper of them all just want to tell you that <3

Im new here and this is the first group i have joined and best youtuber ever

I used to welcome every newcomer I could personally but now there is too much of you, Bastards! Which, of course, I am incredibly happy and satisfied of. So, hear me out.
I want to welcome every new
Brother /Sister in Rugs.
I doesn't matter who you are, where you are from, whether you are shy or easy-going, everyone is welcome here, in our little (for now, in a few months we shall take over the world) happy world of Steamtardia, the Petardian outpost in the lands of Valve!
Enjoy your stay, praise the rugs and feel free to use our forums.
If anything bothers your Beautiful mind, you can message me when I an online, so I can try my best to help you.
All hail the Rugs!
Mr. Jedi

Wow guy, almost broke my neck today on PE. I was trying to do a rollover (i am not sure how it's called in English) and some guy pushed me forward... You can imagine the rest. Fortunately, only some muscles got hurt, other important organs are fine. I'm already back from hospital. That was damn too close too. I might be less active on upoming days because i cant use my PC properly with a pain in the neck. Sorry for that, Petardians.
Mr Jedi

Oh, my glorious lord. Do you accept friend invites, or my ass is I am too poor for you?

Best fkn youtuber ever

BEST YOUTUBER

JUST 230 SUBS FOR THE REACH OF 18000 !!

Mini Metro give way from Petard the second best youtuber after Pewdie pie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U R AWSOME!!

Thanks for creating genuinely entertaining videos with actual content.

<3

Thanks for everything my lord!

just bought rocket league after your vid, I must admit its a fun game.

wtf

ur a funny guy sex me

Thanks for all guides! They realy help. Had trouble playing this game and i said to myself ,This Game Sucks, But i changed and learned Easily Cos youre good Guides! Happy

Just want to say thanks for all guide of the talos principle u my senpai :)