your moma so stupid she broke her arm jus feom falling

yo moma so fat she can't evenstand

yo moma so fat even dora couldnt explore her

yo moma so stupid she triped over a cordless phone

groceries you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥?????

Haha!!!!! L0L

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

LOL!!! OK.

i seen some movie called percy jackson and what evar thats not the point i got a good yo moma joke from it so it wasnt to bad ok enough talk here it is: yo moma so ugly she turned MADUSA to stone!!! headshot bietch! : )

No hahahahahahahahaha!!!! JOKE :D .

i was kinnda thinking if i should put up some of my best yo moma jokes up what do you guys think?????

WELCOME TO YO MOMA!! ZOEY