I'm a 22 year old male and I LOOOOVVEE penis. The thought of a soft penis turns me on sooo much. Balls are even hotter. Hot sweaty balls all over my face is something I think about constantly. The best is an erect penis though. I love to see guys with giant penises masturbating while their balls move forward and back forward and back until their penis explodes with creamy goodness. I just love big heart throbbing penis so much I want to oil them and rub them all over my face.

THANK YOU FOR DIS PORTALCRAZY!

I have made DeadCherry admin.. Now I don't know whats these rumors about deadcherry being owner and super cool but THEY ARNT TRUE.. HES NOT!!!!!!!!! But none the less he is a good moderator and will run the server when I'm gone one day and ded from over using my computer and dying of starvation.

WE GET LONELY.

Because we like having friends.

@Kclouten, I'm sure I could, shut up.

~Latest Update~

-Added new Stalker Bandit Cloaks that players can use to keep warm from the winter.
-Added new custom weapon sweps including AK-47s and such to make this server more diverse than any server in history in the Garry's Mod Platform, thanks to my brilliance.

YOU CAN'T BARACK THOSE CUFFS.