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Mike Greg- Take Control (Original Mix)
Lady Gaga ft. Akon-Just Dance (Tony Arzadon Club Remix)
nelly furtado-say it right-dpk
Nick Kamarera-Secret Ride 2009 (Extended Version)
public enemy vs benny benassi-bring the noise remix (pytter edit)
Black Eye Peas - My Humps (DJ B Noize Electric Mix)
Lady Gaga - Poker Face (Jody Den Broeder Remix)
P Diddy feat. Keysha Cole - last night Dj Adrian C RMX
eamon - ♥♥♥♥ it (giuseppe mix)
Rihanna Feat. Jay-Z Umbrella (Seamus Haji Club Mix)
Kalwi and Remi - Imagination
Nelly Furtado Maneater (Rauhofer Reconstruction Mix)
Furtado Vs. R.B. give it 2 me
Dance United - Help! Asia (Dj Klubbingman Vs. Andy Jay Powell Radio Cut)
Paul van dyk-Nothing but you (radio edit)
DJ Tiesto-Dreaming
Format B - Vivian Wheeler
Extrawelt-Doch Doch
Dj Antoine - This Time • Klaas Remix
Dj Feno & Alls - Touch Your Mind
Guru Josh Project-Infinity 2008 (Klaas Remix)
Bob Sinclar-Rock This Party
Naste femeia 2 fete si un baiat.
La 5 ani vine fata:
-Mama, am facut pipi un glont!
-Nu-i nimic, mama,esti sanatoasa.
La fel si a doua fata la 10 ani.
La 15 ani vine baiatul:
-Mama, am sa-ti zic ceva dar e rusinos.
-Ai facut pipi un glont?
-Nu,cand am dat-o la laba, l-am impuscat pe tata!
buna idee FELICITARI:*>:D<
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pardesiele, garderobiera zambeste:
%u2013 Buna seara, domnule Popescu!
Nevasta il interogheaza imediat:
%u2013 De unde te stie asta!? Tu ai mai fost aici fara mine!
%u2013 Nu, draga, a fost femeie de serviciu la noi la firma!
Se asaza. Vine chelnerul:
%u2013 Buna seara, domnule Popescu, la aperitiv ca de obicei?
Sotia se face vanata:
%u2013 Aha! Te cunoaste si stie si ce-ti place!
%u2013 Da, sigur, a lucrat la noi la bufet, dar s-au facut restructurari.
Scena se repeta cu tot personalul din restaurant, inclusiv portarul care le
cheama un taxi. In masina femeia explodeaza:
%u2013 Tu ma crezi proasta, adica eu nu-mi dau seama ca%u2026, vorbind intr-un
torent tot drumul, pana ce soferul se intoarce razand:
%u2013 Don%u2019 Popescu, pe cinstea mea, din cate curve am dus cu dv., asta-i cea
mai a dracului! =))))=))))))))))))))))))))
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VREAU POZA CU SCOANCSELEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!GREVA!!!!!!!!!!!!:(:(:(:(:(
Si numele grupului ar putea fi sconcsii csului:X si poza aia ,ar fi tare de tot
VeVe =))))tarziu ai vazut k sunt sconcsi nu veve=))))
BV Xae,asa te vreau scoancsa=)))))))))))
:*>:D<=)))))))mor
R:porcul rama , da rama nu porc