♥♥♥♥ i love golf i cant stop golfing my wife wants to file for divorce because i spend all day at the golf course im like stfu ♥♥♥♥♥ and let me golf ♥♥♥♥ i hate that old hag all i want to do is golf

cancer as in golf club and aids as in golf balls? i really cant help unless you use our lingo

I can't figure out if this gave me cancer or aids, can you help?

Well Ring-a-ding-ding baby! Looks like we've got a competition on our hands! Who can kill the most on the green? Play ball, ♥♥♥♥♥!

I have literally killed someone on the green, I don't belong in a country club I belong in a cell. Please stop me and my cursed 9 iron before its too late

Welcome to golf, I l;ove to have sex! Lets do it baby!

I love golf so much that I stuck my Fleshlight™ down the golf ball cup at my local course one night.

You ever been to a golfing tournament? Or would you rather see your son sing in a choir? I bet that lil' niglet' gay or something.

i just beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of my child for harassing my BALLS

I eat golf, I sleep golf. I mean my wife get mad at me all I do is golf HUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Caddy's are absolutely disposable

here, just use my ♥♥♥♥ and hit my balls

i sold my clubs a few years back, can i borrow some?

I'm Cripk and I fully fund removing women's rights and replacing their clothes with clown costumes