Now, I know how much you all enjoy shiny new things. I really do! But we’re in a recession here, people! I can’t afford to buy you that brand new teddy bear, P90! We just aren’t in a position to renew your WoW subscription for the sixteenth time, HUGE! And Peach… I’m sorry, we just can’t afford a new connection so you’d be able to access the internet more than once a millennium…

Therefore, in a futile attempt to stabilize my position as overlord and prove that I am not in fact a gnome, I come bearing gifts! Accept these old, raggedly maps that no one even wants to play anymore and forget about tearing my head off! These maps? Yeah – they got atmosphere. How often do you hear that!?

I direct you to: http://hosted.filefront.com/nickmame

Download. Indulge. FORGET!

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Denizens of Niktopia, I come bearing news! After an extended period of inactivity due to some dude messing up our communications channel, NMRP is proud to announce its recommencement ceremony! All channels are online and ready for transmission, huzzah!

Also, we have found the culprit behind the inactivity of the group! All sources point to this guy:

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/thatdood

...and a group titled the 'Black Network'. Please, please - gather round, and let the stoning begin.

Beta out today damnit.

...won today against the Newport Devil's!

In local news, STEAM resident Nightsdragon was found in his home earier today tied and gagged before a television set running the 215th Anniversary Episode of Inu'Yasha where the dog-demon obtains the fourth magic jewel shard. He was immediately hospitalized for exposure and quarantined in a secure holding location to prevent wide-spread contamination. Because of this recent development, his PotW status has been revoked and reassigned to USER: STYLES for unknown reaso-...

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What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a person, compared to a community? The individual is obsolete.

It's quite true, I swear! They released The Self v2.3.6a this morning! It has two-inch thick borders on all of its windows to help the sight impaired, provides a ton of easy-to-read buttons which direct you to pages with even more buttons that when pressed in the correct order (while flashing) get you to where you are heading, and even informs you each time you log in of a plugin it strongly recommends you install to get the full experience of itSelf! So, upgrade!

Oh, and we're going to have a bakesale. Cookies. Bring them.