Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris is the only one who can kick you in the back of the face.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.

The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.