I will now tell you of this match I had just awhile ago.
And this is a bit of a rant. So feel free to discuss.

Me and my friend Exile (fellow BoA clanmate) were bored and playing in random pub Domi games. We are waiting in lobby when 6 people joined from a clan called |ES|, I don't know what is stood for, I was thinking Extra Special or Extra ♥♥♥♥♥♥, anywho. They sounded like they were 12 or 13, and just talking straight up ♥♥♥♥ about our clan. So Exile and I told each other, we needed to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of the kids for good measure.

The match started and I heard the one thing I expected from baddies, noob tube. Their whole team, was toobing. It was like terribad. But, as Exile knew, there is only one way to take care of Danger Close, Scavanger, toobers, shoot them.

So we made the lolz, and continued to stomp their ass. We were playing on highrise, so they got the bright idea to tube from the helipad. Bad idea being I was using a MG4 and I creamed them from inside the building. One even got mad and raged in result of this.

The game ended 200 to 186, not even enough to call it close. Alltalk turned on and all we could hear was, "BoA IS A BUNCHA FAGFOGOOTOSS LIOLO IMS SOOOO MASD I SUCKS WITH TEH TUSBSBBS".

All in all, a good day, proving that BoA doesn't need ALL its members in a game to bring the lolz.
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Primary

1. MG4
2. AUG HBAR
3. RPD

(I am a LMG junkie.)

Secondary

1. Spas-12
2. M93 Raffica
3. Javelin

Pretty simple

What does everyone use in their custom class?

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As I have my Ph. D in the study of Noobology, or the study of noobs and their behavior. I shall now explain why the following weapons are considered nub tubbies and why baddies need to learn how to aim.

The Noob Tube - Also known as the M203 or GP-25, this is a attachment available to all assault rifles in Modern Warfare 2. The launcher is pretty much acceptable as long you don't run around with it drawn 100% of the time. Noobs tend to get lucky and break their multikill records and start acting like they are better than everyone else. But lets face it, its really not hard to kill with the this thing. Use Scavanger and Danger Close for more lulz. I would place the Thumper in this catagory, but I don't think anyone really uses it since it takes up your secondary for something you could just attach to a assault rifle.

G18s - Aka the Glock 18 automatic machine pistol. Probably the first fully automatic plastic machine pistol made available. It pretty easy to kill with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun. Its simple, point and shoot. Unlock FMJ and Akimbo and show the world that you cannot aim as you spray and pray with the literal "bullet hoses".

AA-12 - Also know as the Atchisson Assault Shotgun. Developed in 1972, this was the first real shotgun designed for only military use. Its pretty much shoot and you get lots of kills, unless you suck. I say this is a noobish gun, yet I use one myself. But I don't do like the other 85% of people that have this in their class and use it as a primary.

So pretty much. You can only make a gun ♥♥♥♥♥♥, if you use it as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Anything I missed, more lolz? Leave a comment. kthx