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an arsehole
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
A head of the problem.
Major Scruffs signing out.
I Will have to leave my resumé onto the rendezvous point because you can never be too sure when there is "unwanted company" afoot.
Sceaming is only an inevitable sideproduct when the subject has been set on the pladder.
How should I say this, be upmost and adequately afraid.
Who knows, the devious bastard might be tracking my location, which is not anywhere near Hawaii.
Knocking him out cold due to deprivation of energetic chemicals and their
micro-sized reactions with and within eachother. This was a mere test of my
indulged skill and experience withing the medical-chemistry section. Little did
he know his own fanine pet had her share in the procedure of sampling the
targets drinking water with anasthaetics and ecstacy.
The evil was within the combination of lust and need of sleep causing him to
"relieve" himself while fighting against the brink of time. Sacrifices have to
be kept making hence delaying his act for world domination... or worse.
I will be back with more results, sights and revealing disconfigured yet
horrificly accurate facts.
- Major and your new Commander in Chief, #Scruffs.
to yield. People ~ I'm afraid of the worst so I believe it's better that I take
the upmost control and general jurisdiction of the place of the commander in
chief.
I have showed my class and pro-activity in cases so intense, cases so
classified that if I even type a syllable same as in one of the cases I'm
referring, I'd have to terminate each and every one of the members in this
favored group.
I have gone incognito to find out that not only does this sexually depressed
individual have a taste for animal genitalia within a humanoid form. He is also
interested in Pokémons.
Disgusting beyond belief, I know.
Now I shall serenade this troop of unaware yet adequate soldiers with my whale calling.
*RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
If my determinated calculations are even near to being accurate, we might have a chance to dismiss and, therefore devile this incupricative scum we are following on our daily basis.