hi

Monocleing bump

wasn't that Hermes,Fordon?

I am the derptato.

Mediocrates, the so-so Greek philosopher, once said this on the subject of life, "Eh...more or less."

"Adjusts monocle" Suck it ~ Grash

screw binoculars... two monocles ftw! *monocleS*

*adjust binoculars* im too cool just to use a simple monocle problem guys?

*adjusts monocle* I say...

MONOCLE SMILE!

Thank you gentlemen for the invite :)

Good thing I am one of those golden brotatoes!

Monocles ftw.

This group of gentleman and gentlewoman may be the most gentlemanny group on the ol' steam "monocle"

Sometimes it's all about the potatoes and not the womens! All we have to do is be more of a gentleman and be more subtle among the ladies! Salty ladies are usually from the 37th dimension but still finding one over here is still not impossible! *monocle*

Accepted for awesomeness/randomness! NTM that I know have another way of annoying Freakmind :D Thanks for the random-as-♥♥♥♥ invite jopper lol

Bro, take it from me. If you want to pick up the saltiest ladies, you gotta learn the art of the pickup. You can't just say "nice frock," man. You gotta be like... Hey, nice frock, tell your grandma to let you borrow her clothes more often. Then slap the drink out of her hand and introduct yourself.

DIE POTATO!

Ello!

Bravo, good sir!