We pride ourselves in our acute abilities to create stories with emoticons, as well as touch the hearts of others with melons.

The Melon Bind:
alias melons "melon1"
alias melon1 "Say "james is melons but u r b4d";alias melons melon2"
alias melon2 "Say "#melonrbetterth4nuLOL";alias melons melon3"
alias melon3 "Say "u r liek melony snicket hAAaa";alias melons melon4"
alias melon4 "Say "u smelon liek melon";alias melons melon5"
alias melon5 "Say "james is not melons";alias melons melon6"
alias melon6 "Say "wau gud job kid u have small melonz LOL";alias melons melon7"
alias melon7 "Say "she has nice melons, BUT U DONT HAHA";alias melons melon8"
alias melon8 "Say "i melon ur mother";alias melons melon9"
alias melon9 "Say "melon status ()melon (x)melon";alias melons melon10"
alias melon10 "Say "ill reck u melon8";alias melons melon11"
alias melon11 "Say "wat r u melonsexual ROFLMAO";alias melons melon12"
alias melon12 "Say "i bet u like store brand melons";alias melons melon13"
alias melon13 "Say "my melon level: 810 ur melon level: -32";alias melons melon14"
alias melon14 "Say "hello sir do you have a moment to talk about melon NO U DONT CUZ UR BAD";alias melons melon15"
alias melon15 "Say "melon'd";alias melons melon16"
alias melon16 "Say "melontonin";alias melons melon17"
alias melon17 "Say "COME MY MELONIAN BRETHERN AND RECK THESE MELONLESS MELOS";alias melons melon18"
alias melon18 "Say "y dont u luk me in teh eye wen we maek MELONS";alias melons melon19"
alias melon19 "Say "holy melon u r bad";alias melons melon1"

bind "INSERTKEYHERE" "melons"

Use it wisely.