SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥. HE PISSED ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG ♥♥♥♥♥♥' QUILLY ♥♥♥♥ OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS ♥♥♥♥ WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL ♥♥♥♥. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Its time for the SPOOKY season...i need to find a spooky group profile picture

why do i do this

in further news local group owner actually posted a useless announcement again

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Halo so much, I had all the merchandise and games
>I pray to Master Chief every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Master Chief is love" I say, “Master Chief is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me an Xbox fanboy ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I knew he just jealous of my devotion for Master Chief, I called him a Playstation fanboy ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to bed
>I’m crying now and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It’s Master Chief
>I am so happy
>He whispers in my ear “I need a weapon”
>He grabs me with his powerful Spartan hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my asscheeks for Master Chief
>He penetrates my butthole
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Master Chief
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Master Chief looks him straight in the eye and says “It’s finished”
>He leaves through my window
>Master Chief is love, Master Chief is life











Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)