An average day in the lfie of a playground binoculist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=z0K8odpHgmY&list=TLF75AhNk60lHYxhTLJSwlGbjOCGAyZVEb#t=172

100% true i can confirm

Sometimes Daniel uses turtleshells sharpened with sacapuntas to shave his genitals after he twists them into the shapes of various balloon animals. This is before he masturbates to pictures of Tom Cruise, after he imagines his victory over ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and moderately-close to the time he uses carrots to paint self-portraits with people's ♥♥♥♥. Oh, and then he plays DOTA all night, believing whole-heartedly in the heart of the cards as he sings off-tune mariachi music while snorting chicken powder through Pokemon cards. I miss somethin'?

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