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Pink — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 17:43:56 +0000

https://discord.gg/Mup78QK

Join it boyos

4:20 PM - Pink: I gave this dude a weeks head start to fix my marker

Pink — Wed, 21 Dec 2016 00:28:33 +0000

4:22 PM - Tibbles: Why can't you just go to the store and buy a pack of sharpies
4:22 PM - Pink: Because my sharpie is high grade
4:22 PM - Pink: No bleed, perfect bold text man
4:23 PM - Pink: Comes with 10 different penheads, so I can use it as a sharpie or as a sharpie pen or whatever
4:23 PM - Pink: I sold my left liver for that
4:23 PM - Tibbles: but can you shoot people with it
4:23 PM - Pink: That's what the 9th head does
4:24 PM - Tibbles: damn
4:24 PM - Tibbles: what does the 10th do
4:24 PM - Pink: You don't wanna know
4:24 PM - Tibbles: can I handle the truth?
4:25 PM - Pink: You know that song, Highwayman by Johnny Cash?
4:25 PM - Tibbles: Yeah
4:26 PM - Pink: He says, "Many a soldier shed their life blood on my blade."
4:26 PM - Pink: Well, the pen is mightier than the sword

robbie rottencore

Pink — Wed, 07 Dec 2016 17:52:33 +0000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbjrjcz3P5I

This is what happens when I get triggered

Pink — Sun, 04 Dec 2016 04:44:28 +0000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSRtYpNRoN0

8:32 PM - Tibbles: hey you updated lemmonies
8:32 PM - Pink: yep, just the copypasta
8:32 PM - Tibbles: Not like you done that since the fucking bronze age
8:33 PM - Pink: Nah nigga, I did it 9 days ago
8:33 PM - Tibbles: 9 days is like an entire epoch
8:33 PM - Pink: AFTER THE TIME OF THE OBLIVION EPOCH
8:34 PM - Pink: Fuck
8:34 PM - Pink: Now I have to watch that trailer again
8:34 PM - Pink: Your fault.
8:35 PM - Pink: You should have acted.
8:35 PM - Pink: They are already here.
8:35 PM - Pink: The Elder Scrolls told of their return.
8:35 PM - Pink: Their defeat was merely a delay...
8:35 PM - Pink: ...To the time after Oblivion opened...
8:36 PM - Pink: ...When the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood.
8:36 PM - Pink: But no one wanted to believe...
8:36 PM - Pink: ...Believe they even existed...
8:36 PM - Pink: ...And when the truth finally dawns...
8:36 PM - Pink: ...It dawns in fire!
8:36 PM - Pink: But...
8:36 PM - Pink: There's one they fear...
8:37 PM - Pink: ...In their tongue, he is "Dovahkiin"...
8:37 PM - Pink: Dragonborn!
8:37 PM - Pink: "Fus Roh Dah!"
8:37 PM - Pink: best trailer ever

yes I realize he doesn't say Oblivion Epoch but it sounds a lot like that, he actually says Oblivion opened.

Alex Jonescore

Pink — Sun, 04 Dec 2016 04:32:18 +0000

8:05 PM - Pink: Idk, there's no substantial evidence, like in the Pizza and Hotdogs thing
8:05 PM - Pink: Actually, the Pizza and Hotdogs is more sketchy
8:06 PM - Pink: I could outline everything from that that is super sketch, meanwhile the pizza parlor thing only has some sillilly written emails
8:06 PM - Pink: WHAT
8:06 PM - Pink: IF
8:06 PM - Pink: THEY
8:06 PM - Pink: ARE
8:06 PM - Pink: CONNECTED
8:06 PM - Tibbles: Who knows what the fuck they're doing
8:06 PM - Pink: o h f u c k
8:06 PM - Pink: they are coming for me
8:06 PM - Pink: they know
8:06 PM - Pink: they know I know
8:06 PM - Pink: I know they know I know
8:07 PM - Pink: oh fuck dude they are at the door
8:07 PM - Pink: tell the world what happened here
8:07 PM - Pink is now Offline
8:07 PM - Pink is now Online.
8:07 PM - Pink: I fought them off with my helicopter cock
8:08 PM - Tibbles: THEY'RE INFECTING YOUR BRAIN! QUICK, THINK ABOUT SHITPOSTING
8:08 PM - Pink: *thinks*
8:08 PM - Pink: *...Furries...*
8:09 PM - Pink: *...Rule 34...*
8:09 PM - Pink: *...4Chan...*
8:09 PM - Tibbles: THINK ABOUT RAPING THEM
8:09 PM - Pink: *.../k/...*
8:09 PM - Pink: *opens eyes, emitting a blinding flash of light*
8:09 PM - Pink: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
8:09 PM - Pink: WITH THE POWERS OF /K/
8:09 PM - Pink: THE ALT-RIGHT
8:09 PM - Pink: KEK
8:10 PM - Pink: AND ALEX JONES
8:10 PM - Pink: I WILL END THEE
8:10 PM - Pink: *this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT-yKPE2deQ *

Vote in the Steam Awards! Alan Wake for Steam Awards 2016

Pink — Thu, 24 Nov 2016 23:13:35 +0000

I ask you to consider voting in these categories...

"Reviews are great, but the game is terrible" for Custom Category
Nomination: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

"Test of Time"
Nomination: Morrowind

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa, dude"
Nomination: Alan Wake

LETS MAKE ALAN WAKE GREAT AGAIN

MAWGA MAWGA MAWGA MAWGA MAWGA MAWGA

It's official! Orange Man Beats Crazy Lady!

Pink — Wed, 09 Nov 2016 07:34:47 +0000

wew

Cold War Avoided, Corruption Beaten

Pink — Wed, 09 Nov 2016 07:23:51 +0000

Get ready for a Trump presidency. I don't care if you're Johnson, Stein, or Trump, we beat Clinton, and that's an achievement.

just for jim boonie

Pink — Sat, 29 Oct 2016 20:16:47 +0000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldIpldbEV9w

If Russia Invaded Germany

Pink — Fri, 21 Oct 2016 02:06:36 +0000

https://youtu.be/_A0xjJeu5SY