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Fuck me sideways we've been quiet.

Three Breen Salad — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:40:53 +0000

Is there nothing interesting happening in your life, Jev?
Nothing at ALL?

I mean you did fall off a stage twice which is not only tragic but hilarious.
But is there really nothing you wanna talk about??

Or anything interesting?
Nothing?
......
*twiddles thumbs*.

Steam Servers - Now Officially Gaben.

Lv. 35 Funk-Soul Paladin — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:54:48 +0000

GODDAMNITSTEAMDOUCHEBAGSSCHEDULEDMAINTENANCEISOKAYUNSCHEDULEDMAINTENANCEISOKAYTOOBUTNOTFORFOURFUCKINGHOURS.

Our Favourite Jevs... Coming to a STORE NEAR YOU!

Lv. 35 Funk-Soul Paladin — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:53:54 +0000

Good news everyone! Jevs will be starring in his VERY OWN VIDEO GAME!

Jevs the Underappreciated will be a boss in the upcoming RPG, 'Like a Rogue'!
Watch these announcements for more details!

A Genuine Apology

Lv. 35 Funk-Soul Paladin — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 21:27:32 +0000

This has seriously gone far enough. This is on the verge of bullying, and I will, from now on, remove any repeat or serious misuse of this group to attack Jevs'. We can still poke fun of Jevs, but lets all keep things in moderation.

Jevs... I'm sorry.

Loving to DEATH - An apology For Jev Welfare

Three Breen Salad — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 13:13:56 +0000

Theres only a limit of bromantic bromance that can be administered to a single person before the bromantic bromance of bro-love crusts over and spills from the brewing pot of bro-love soup. And no one enjoys the burning sensation of Bro-soup on their skin and the stains that bro soup causes on the kitchen floor.

Trust me on this - I'm God of the Brocean.

Well how do we clean up our Bromantic stains from the carpet and bed? We could use bleach, or Cillit Bang!

But I always find not spilling the bro-soup in the first place stops ANY stains from developing. "But Simon, what if the stains already set into the carpet? I can't reverse time and clean it up" To which I say thats your fault for not checking if the soup is boiling over.

So with that thought in mind, I'd like to say the amount of bromantic love that this group is eminating needs to be reduced. Instead, we should really focus our bromantic love in personal actions for our Favourite Jev - such as a nice hug, a tap on the back, a kind word, a bromantic splurge all over the face, and so much more

Sorry we've been neglecting your needs and love, Jevvy - without your existance there would be no group to appreciate your spectacularness - I promise to say that our love and appreciation will be guided with only your wonderfulness in mind :3

A Christmas PSA: Adopt A Jevons

Lv. 35 Funk-Soul Paladin — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 22:20:12 +0000

It's that time of year again. "What time?", you ask? 22:20. "God fucking damnit, Lewis. You know what I mean.", to which I reply, Christmas! "But Lewis, this group has only been open a week! How can we celebrate Christmas again?", to which I ignore you, and then sedate you while nobody is noticing.

But it's true, it's Christmastime! While fun for all of the boys and girls and boy/girls and sweatshop workers of the world, there will be a large influx of familes taking in Jevs' for pets for christmas, only to throw them out in January or February.

Please think twice this christmas, only together can we stop abandoned Jevs' on the streets. Adopt a Jevons this christmas, or reconsider buying your own little Jevs for when you can better take care of them.

Merry Jebusborntimemas!

WARNING! WEATHER-CONTROLLING JEVS!

Lv. 35 Funk-Soul Paladin — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 20:21:26 +0000

The temperature's rising.
The barometer's getting low.
According to all sources...
The street's the place to go.

Because tonight for, the first time.
At just about half past ten.
'Cause tonight for, the first time.
IT'S GONNA START RAININ' JEEEEEEEEEEEVS!

It's raining Jevs!

However, this is no time to be yelling 'Hallelujah', multiple Jevs have been spotted in the Birmingham area.

The Jevs taht we knew and loved... Will have to be put down.

MEN! TAKE UP ARMS! WOMEN! MAKE SANDWICHES!
TOGETHER, WE CAN DESTROY THE MIGHTY JEVS!

PSA: Protect yourself this Christmas

Three Breen Salad — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 20:11:50 +0000

Have YOU been engaged in a conversation with everyones favourite fashion-faux-pass?
Have YOU felt a sudden urge to dress like its 1959?
Have YOU noticed a sudden drop in your conversational skills of recent?

Don't blame yourself...
You may be at risk of the socially-lethal disease, Jevon-itis, a disease uniquely linked to Jevon-itis.

If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Jevon-itis, you may be entitled to die.

More men die each year from JIN (Jevon-itis Neglect) than lots of things such as rabbit attacks or choking on toasters). Jev germs are more powerful than Batman, The Thundercats and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip.

Please, don't leave it to someone else - if you have any of the symptoms mentioned at the top - make sure you don't allow the contagion to spread to us more normalised people.

God Bless.

Warning! Menstruating Jevs!

Lv. 35 Funk-Soul Paladin — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:57:52 +0000

It seems that our lovely Jevons has been acting a little moody recently.
THIS CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING!

Be nice to your Jevs.
A Jevs is for life, not just for Novembertime.

All Hail Jev! King of the Lesbians!

Three Breen Salad — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:33:15 +0000

Trace the family history of this mighty creature from tiny insignificant ball of cells all the way to King of the Lesbians!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdChV2csntk