Is there nothing interesting happening in your life, Jev?
Nothing at ALL?

I mean you did fall off a stage twice which is not only tragic but hilarious.
But is there really nothing you wanna talk about??

Or anything interesting?
Nothing?
......
*twiddles thumbs*.

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Good news everyone! Jevs will be starring in his VERY OWN VIDEO GAME!

Jevs the Underappreciated will be a boss in the upcoming RPG, 'Like a Rogue'!
Watch these announcements for more details!

This has seriously gone far enough. This is on the verge of bullying, and I will, from now on, remove any repeat or serious misuse of this group to attack Jevs'. We can still poke fun of Jevs, but lets all keep things in moderation.

Jevs... I'm sorry.

Theres only a limit of bromantic bromance that can be administered to a single person before the bromantic bromance of bro-love crusts over and spills from the brewing pot of bro-love soup. And no one enjoys the burning sensation of Bro-soup on their skin and the stains that bro soup causes on the kitchen floor.

Trust me on this - I'm God of the Brocean.

Well how do we clean up our Bromantic stains from the carpet and bed? We could use bleach, or Cillit Bang!

But I always find not spilling the bro-soup in the first place stops ANY stains from developing. "But Simon, what if the stains already set into the carpet? I can't reverse time and clean it up" To which I say thats your fault for not checking if the soup is boiling over.

So with that thought in mind, I'd like to say the amount of bromantic love that this group is eminating needs to be reduced. Instead, we should really focus our bromantic love in personal actions for our Favourite Jev - such as a nice hug, a tap on the back, a kind word, a bromantic splurge all over the face, and so much more

Sorry we've been neglecting your needs and love, Jevvy - without your existance there would be no group to appreciate your spectacularness - I promise to say that our love and appreciation will be guided with only your wonderfulness in mind :3