My name is Jeffery Snuggleshark and I name Items for people!

I've decided to put together a group of people that name things for a business. You see when someone wants a name for a weapon, hat, unusual, Etc. They come to me so that they can get a clever/witty name for it! It only costs one reclaimed per clever name! So if you've got something you want to name come to us and we'll do a pretty Good Job!
Names so far-
1. Unusual (Tf2 Circling) Baker Boy: The Trademark Tabloid
2. Unusual Modest Pile of hat (Circling Heart): Puny Pile of Passion