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I just f******* love it!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD
Fuzzy Simon: something like kwa kwa ? :)
Fuzzy Simon: and "quack" goes for a duck
Apple is the best player: and a mole
Apple is the best player: ?
Fuzzy Simon: I dunno
Fuzzy Simon: I guess it sounds like a rat
Fuzzy Simon: pipipipi
Apple is the best player: realy?
Fuzzy Simon: Its just a suggestion
Fuzzy Simon: I've seen only a small mole once
Fuzzy Simon: and it sounded like that
Apple is the best player: oh okay and a bird?
Apple is the best player: bird does the same as a mole and a rat?
Apple is the best player: can they talk?
Fuzzy Simon: %))))
I sleep with her 4 times the following night and everything going absolute perfect.
At the following morning i went home and i told all my friends about that what happend to me! and i was shooked about the reaction.
They all said: go ahead with ur gf the lil ferret, she is so cute. And forget what happend last night with the raccoon ... a cat and a raccoon, that would never work!
so, what do u think?
or I'll castrate both of ya
Evil is a Special type of human with gigantic proportion problems. He has enormous muscle and bone growth, but a small ♥♥♥♥, so u would think he has superhuman strength and durability, but no chance to get a woman.
But Evil has also suffered heavy brain damage, resulting in the Evil being in a constant state of unbridled rage, even more so than most other humans, and will buttrape anyone on sight.
So The Evil can find you even in the dark, so hiding with the flashlight off is futile. If you are incapacitated, do not shy from using pistols on the Evil since every bit counts ! ! And sometimes he getting bored by raping u, when u shoot him with the pistols!
So beware for the Evil ! ! !
Personality-wise: Ray is open, friendly, inclusive and highly (even unrealistically) optimistic. In common with most young men, he is a risk taker and believes himself to be indestructible.
He is also easily distracted, often breaking into rants about things that have nothing to do with the current situation, far-fetched stories about his friend Evil and indulging in a flight of fantasy about marrying Zoey and taking her off on a cross-country road trip.
In his freetime he like to fap around till his ♥♥♥♥ is red like a foxdevil. He also likes to push little ducks in the sea under water! So be carefull if u are a duck! Beware for ray! But it doesn´t matter what kind of creature u r .... if u got a ass he want to buttrape you ... so run ! ! ! !
And if you're dead try to be burned up ... he is a necrophiliac ! ! !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_-xO63ZjoY
for once ain't even posting a tard ♥♥♥♥ like ray do me :D
RAY DO ME RAY DO ME RAY DO ME ? XD
change your name ♥♥♥ :D
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
23:04 - nuseo: LOL
23:04 - گɨŀ: yea yea YOU !
epic ♥♥♥♥♥♥:D
[ΞVΞ][Do Ʀay me] Bi-Winning: http://e621.net/post/show/106550/ak-47-camera-coach-ellis-explosion-flash-francis-f
[ΞVΞ][Do Ʀay me] Bi-Winning: http://e621.net/post/show/112512/blood-breast_grab-chubby-coach-dancing-flash-funny
XTeCeY : touchdown!
XTeCeY : slow
XTeCeY : we delayed you
XTeCeY : we rushed and kited it out
ламобот : харе пездеть, играй
slave : why you talk so much -.-"
Lux Interior : we rushed too,just slowly
Lux Interior : im gonna play some realism,cya later :)
Le joueur Lux Interior a quitté la partie
Little Happy Panda : XD
σųŧ. slave : ^^
<-- i love that sentence .. i had to think about it!
[ΞVΞ][Do Ʀay me] Bi-Winning: bout his kleine schlampe
[ΞVΞ][Do Ʀay me] Bi-Winning: check ifap
[HSU]Dr.Evil: why?
[ΞVΞ][Do Ʀay me] Bi-Winning: man he crazy
[HSU]Dr.Evil: okay
[HSU]Dr.Evil: the lesser ♥♥♥♥ u have the bigger butthurt u got when smb talkin' bout it
[HSU]Dr.Evil: sad
[HSU]Dr.Evil: but true
Grinse-at first it was funny then grinse got butthurt
and Dodo is laughing again;p
slave : -.-
[ΞVΞ][Do Ʀay me] Bi-Winning: my friends were mad:D
Grinsekatze: hm so how much have u paid for it? :)
[ΞVΞ][Do Ʀay me] Bi-Winning: none man
[ΞVΞ][Do Ʀay me] Bi-Winning: i got such a personality
<-- it must be hard if u can´t have a sexual relationship with one of the six girls, because of ur big horsecock
but then i was like: man he is buttraped:D