Shrek = Life

Shrek = Love

SHREK CONFIRMED FOR SMASH BROS (even though no one plays it)

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Tridius is the new player of the week!

It has been discovered that one of our admins may be a Drek lover. I am moving one of the beta ♥♥♥♥♥ moderators to admin. i am demoting the admin because we dont have ENOUGH proof.

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Because it was so amazing.

Why did you ♥♥♥? Usually the person giving, not recieving, ♥♥♥♥.

10/10 all of u

It was a sunday night, all was quite. I was sitting alone in my bedroom watching the shrek movies over and over. At the end of each I would cry a little; taking one more bite out of my soft beautiful onion. But suddenly in the middle of Shrek 3 I felt something touch my shoulder. It was Shrek, he had come to bless me with his large ogre ♥♥♥♥. He said "Let go of your virgin arse and reveal yourself to me." I slowly opened my arse crack as he pulled down he large ogre pants. BAM BAM BAM BAM, this was the sound of his large ogre ♥♥♥♥ penetrating my small virgin arsehole. And then I cummed, I cummed like I have never cummed before, all over the bed. And then hes was gone...

This is the story of shreks blessing, may you to one day be blessed.

I looked down at him and saw onions shoved into his anus. There was a note stapled to his back saying "Playtime is Ogre! Shrekism or die!" I picked up an onion, tossed it up to myself a few times then I pulled my arm back and chucked that onion right at my brother's head! The onion crushed his skull causing high amounts of blood to gush everywhere. Shrek came up to me while riding upon his mighty dunkey and told me, "Shrekism is or die!" He then rode of into the sunset, causing his layers to peel due to the high amount of Ultraviolet rays on his skin. All that was left was one raw onion. I ran back to the fair just to see a wide open field. I closed my eyes for a few moments, opened them and was laying in my bed.

Luckily I was still in my boxers. Before he could get his mighty Ogre-♥♥♥♥ hard, I was able to snap out of Shrek's charm. I ran out of his booth and went to search for my brother. I did not want to disappoint Shrek since I was the chosen one. So I decided not to go into the Drekism booth and just run off and call him on my cell phone later. I got a safe distance away and then I say him, my brother, abused. The scent of onions filled the air. The white juices of the onions covered his body.

He wanted to bring me into the back area but I was told not to leave my brother. Then it hit me, the raw onion filled my body and I completely forgot. I walked with the booth owner and there he was, Shrek, the might Ogre-Lord. I was perplexed at first by the fact that they brought me to their master just after biting a raw onion. They then told me I was the chosen one. Within the past eighty years, no one has ever bitten into an onion on their first instinct. Shrek took me into the back-back room, beyond where anyone in the Group of Shrekism has ever seen. He flicked on the lights and there I was, mountains upon mountains of onions. I could not believe it, I instantly fell to my knees and started teering up. I coundn't control myself. Shrek was not surprised. He began to strip me of my clothes as I just let him do so.

I was at the county fair with my younger brother and I saw two booths that stood across from each others. "The Group of Shrekism" and "The Group of Drekism." My brother loves the color blue but personally, I am more of a green guy. When he saw the Drekism booth, he went rushing towards it, due to the high amounts of blue, without even reading the signs. This is understandable given the fact that my brother is not even eight years old. As for me, I walked up to the Shrekism booth. They started by giving me a raw onion. I had no idea what to do with it but my first instinct was to throw it at my brother. As I rose my hand above my ear, passed my face, I smelt the raw smell of onions. It brought a tear to my eye. I have never felt this sensation before. It was life changing. I then brought my arm down, looked at the onion and took a great, Ogre-like bite into the onion. The booth owner looked at me in satisfaction. He had a large grin on his face.

J man we are sorry to say but- wait no we aren't, you are getting to know the enemy too well, so you face to penalty of eing kicked from the group of shrekism

wow there r som memvberssssss

We turned back and saw that the onion truch caused a road black, crashing into four cars in the intersection. Then I see him. It was Shrek! Shrek throws the cars blocking his path to us and then starts charging us. He goes straight to my friend, unzips his pants, grabs his left ass cheek and starts thrusting with all his might! My friend is screaming so Shrek tells me to shove an onion into my friend's mouth. I did not want to disobey our one and only Ogre-Lord so I don't hesitate and shove that onion right in. When the strong scent of onion-♥♥♥ fills the air, I knew playtime was ogre! My friend's anus was bleeding uncontrollably due to Shrek's ogre-♥♥♥♥. Shrek then shoved three of his largest onions into my friend's anus to stop the bleeding. Shrek then gives me a pat on the head and flys off.

My friend and I are walking home from school as I say with excitement, "Shrek is love, Shrek is life." My friend then replies "Shrek is hate, Shrek is death." I was not too certain of what he said due to a truck of onions passing us, honking it's horn. I ignored the statement and we continued walking home. We then heard a loud screech and then a BANG!

btw the bottom one is part 1

It's Shrek! There is a violent smash as shards come through the window and stab some people in the eyes. Shrek walks towards the person that said "shrek is drek". "Shrek is drek you say?" asked shrek. I watch in delight as shrek rips the arms out of his body with ease. Shrek then grabs his anus, undoes his pants, and starts voilently thrusting. I watch as onion scented ♥♥♥ bursts out of shreks Ogre-sized ♥♥♥♥. He then leaps out the window yelling It isnt ogre, its never ogre. The bell then rings.

ANOTHER FAN FIC:

One day im in school. It is a slow day in class only a few minutes before we get out. I start humming Smash Mouths "Allstar". I hear someone say something in the back of the classroom. "Shrek is drek" he says. I yell "♥♥♥♥ YOU!" but not out loud, in my mind. I put my hands together and start to pray. Dear lord Shrek please hear me for i need you very much. 5 minutes pass and i smell the very good smell of onions. I hear Allstar geting a little louder as something is flying towards the window.

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Part 3:



The next day.
Shrek told Donkey everything, Donkey couldn't believe it. He ran away.

Shrek didn't know what to do with his life. He found some rope and tied a noose.
Right before Shrek could hang himself, Donkey BUSTED open the door."SHREK I FOUND A CONTRACT IN RUMPLESTILTSKINS OLD HUT!!" It read: "This contract shall bring back everyone you love, but someone has to be sacrificed". Shrek asked "who do we sacrifice?". Donkey said "Peter Piper". They put a sack over Peter's head, threw him in a hole and buried him alive. Right as they did that, Fionna came to Shrek while holding their kids.



--THE END----

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PART 2:





What he found was horrible....
there was blood everywhere, his wifes head was rolling on the ground, bleeding. his kids were nailed to the walls. "Who could have done this?" asked Shrek.He started sobbing. "Hello Shrek" said a voice.
Shrek turned around, It was Farquaad. "WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS??" asked Shrek, angrily. "because of everything you did, YOU STOLE MY PRINCESS FROM ME, BROUGHT MY KINGDOM TO RUINS, AND YOU HAD THE NERVE TO HANG MY SKULL OVER A CRIB!!!" yelled Farquaad. Shrek then let out a mighty roar and said, "It was never your kingdom to begin with." Shrek then pulled out an onion and started to beat Farquaad with it. Farquaad fell over. Shrek lifted his mighty Ogre foot and stomped on Farquaads head until it exploded with blood and brains.


--PART 2 OF 3--

Fan Fic: Farquaad's Revenge.





One day Shrek was in his swamp reading a story to his ogre children.
"And they lived happily never after" said shrek, Fionna walked in "That was a great story honey!" said fionna "Time for bed kids!". Shrek took his ogre-kids to their cribs. hanging over one crib is a skull that is Farquaad sized.

--AT NIGHT--
Shrek awoke to a strange sound. He heard some kind of bumping noise. "What could that be?". The Duloc song was playing, but not loud. It didn't have the singing, and sounded more scratchy. He checked if anything was outside. He then heard a muffled scream. He ran to the kids' room. What he found was horrible.... PART ONE OF ?

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