Welcome to le Inner Circle™.

Please take a seat.
These seats you are sitting on are made of high-quality special material made of 99.99% hand-crafted special recipe™ material not to be told of. This special recipe material™ is specially hand-crafted by totally not illegal workers in a totally not illegal factory.

Once again, le Inner Circle™ reminds you to relax, take it easy, and enjoy your sweet stay at le Inner Circle™.