Hello, brethren. We have recently be informed of a Holy Turtle sighting in Lord of The Rings Online. Us staff are going to go make sure the information is legit. If it is, then we shall bring in our members to find The Holy Turtle as soon as possible. We shall march on, brothers!

Welcome to The Kinship of The Holy Turtle, everybody! I hope you all enjoy your time here and help us in our efforts in locating the sacred Holy Turtle. The day cometh!

We must recruit new members! We must make this kinship strong if we are to find the ever-elusive Holy Turtle. We shall march on!