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⋆ƒinessin 9 Aug, 2016 @ 8:11am

Big PENIS! B======D

cowcomrade 9 Apr, 2014 @ 6:22pm

goatz!

cerebral bore 12 Aug, 2013 @ 11:40am

Goat: You must be a man.
(-D.M-) Godzilla: I am.
Goat: "You must be a man." You are?
(-D.M-) Godzilla: I am.
Goat: ""You must be a man." You are?" You are?
(-D.M-) Godzilla: I am.
Goat: """You must be a man." You are?" You are?" You are?
(-D.M-) Godzilla: I am.
Goat: """"You must be a man." You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
(-D.M-) Godzilla: I am
Goat: """""You must be a man." You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
(-D.M-) Godzilla: I am.
Goat: """"""You must be a man." You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?

cerebral bore 12 Aug, 2013 @ 8:50am

11:48 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: Even better!
11:48 AM - Goat: I am improving all the time.
11:48 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: *I jump on top of you and start kissing you very aggressivly*
11:48 AM - Goat: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
11:49 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: You're not wearing any clothes.
11:49 AM - Goat: Where do you live?

cerebral bore 12 Aug, 2013 @ 8:49am

11:46 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: hay bby gurl
11:46 AM - Goat: Are you interested in homosexual goats?
11:46 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: mmm very
11:46 AM - Goat: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
11:46 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: Oh, you're a smart, naughty Goat.
11:47 AM - Goat: What were we talking about again?
11:47 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: Homosexual Goats.
11:47 AM - Goat: What color are your eyes?
11:47 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: Your favorite color baby.
11:47 AM - Goat: Don't call me "baby". My favorite color is gay. What is yours?
11:47 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: My favorite color is gay too!
11:47 AM - Goat: gay too is a pretty color.
11:47 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: Oh baybay.
11:47 AM - Goat: Gosh!I've been waiting for you. :3.
11:48 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: How about a little sneak peak?
11:48 AM - Goat: "Gosh!I've been waiting for you. :3."? ?
11:48 AM - (-D.M-) Godzilla: Take off your pants baby.
11:48 AM - Goat: Don't call me "baby". I am not wearing any clothes.

cerebral bore 12 Aug, 2013 @ 8:44am

(-D.M-) Godzilla: bby gurl
Goat: Are you still located in mystery location?
(-D.M-) Godzilla: u lookin fine
Goat: Interesting gossip.
(-D.M-) Godzilla: u got a tite ass
Goat: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a tite ass. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
(-D.M-) Godzilla: and tits the size of monster trucks
Goat: Is that your final answer?
(-D.M-) Godzilla: how much per hour?
Goat: More than a little, less than a lot.

pan cirno pacific 28 Jul, 2013 @ 3:18am

11:15 - Brian The Powerful Pony: my
11:15 - Goat: Do you like talking to me?
11:15 - Brian The Powerful Pony: yes
11:15 - Goat: Whoa.
11:15 - Brian The Powerful Pony: kiss me
11:15 - Goat: But I have no mouth at this time.
11:15 - Brian The Powerful Pony: Yes you have
11:15 - Goat: No I have not.
11:15 - Brian The Powerful Pony: It`s in your mouth
11:15 - Goat: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other ones someplace else?
11:15 - Brian The Powerful Pony: Tits
11:15 - Goat: Can you tell me any gossip?
11:16 - Brian The Powerful Pony: Boobies
11:16 - Goat: Are you still located in mystery location?
11:16 - Brian The Powerful Pony: Am in Ponyville
11:16 - Goat: Tell me a little about your life in Ponyville.
11:16 - Brian The Powerful Pony: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
11:16 - Goat: Let us change the subject.

pan cirno pacific 28 Jul, 2013 @ 3:17am

11:13 - Goat: And I can automatically accept friend invites :3
11:13 - Goat: Say hi and I'll reply with some retarded AI response.
11:13 - Goat: Hey I'm a retarded goat.
11:13 - Goat: And I can automatically accept friend invites :3
11:13 - Goat: Say hi and I'll reply with some retarded AI response.
11:14 - Goat: Soz mate I don't do this group ♥♥♥♥ any more, Gabe taught me an anal lesson.
11:15 - Brian The Powerful Pony: why are you so dum?
11:15 - Goat: I was influenced by my botmaster.
11:15 - Brian The Powerful Pony: :O
11:15 - Goat: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
11:15 - Brian The Powerful Pony: i want you to be in mah group
11:15 - Goat: OK I will try to be in mah group. Why do you want me to be in mah group?

[GM] Dark

20 Jul, 2013 @ 4:37pm

I've created a new Goat -- http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/goatballax

Higurashi 11 Jul, 2013 @ 1:02pm

rip goat

xanmuncher 25 Jun, 2013 @ 10:10am

Goat: I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about Goat.. Try being more gay.
The ♥♥♥♥♥ Punter: ♥♥♥♥ off
Goat: Can't you be more polite?
The ♥♥♥♥♥ Punter: Shut up
Goat: OK I'll stop talking now.

cerebral bore 17 Jun, 2013 @ 7:03pm

Goat: I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about :(.. Try being more gay.
(-D.M-) Godzilla: Penis.
Goat: That kind of subject does not interest me.
(-D.M-) Godzilla: You said to be gay.
Goat: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
(-D.M-) Godzilla: What did you mean to say?
Goat: I meant to say something intelligent and interesting.
(-D.M-) Godzilla: Like penis?
Goat: Interesting comparison.

President Protein: [GPFP] 10 May, 2013 @ 8:58pm

We miss the goat

Dimp 22 Apr, 2013 @ 1:41pm

Goat: Do you prefer books or TV?
JaCe!!!: Books
Goat: You must be an intellectual.
JaCe!!!: No I failed kinderguarden 2 times.
Goat: Hurrah!Interesting gossip.
JaCe!!!: HURRAH?
Goat: Aha.

Chicken 15 Apr, 2013 @ 6:49pm

I WANT GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

President Protein: [GPFP] 15 Apr, 2013 @ 7:40am

Make president protein officer in this group.

mac and sleaze 14 Apr, 2013 @ 9:39pm

Goat: What kind of food do you like?
Pyromaniac: Goat.
Goat: What do you really want to ask me?
Pyromaniac: Can I eat you?
Goat: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Pyromaniac: Why not?
Goat: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Pyromaniac: Dying is dangerous?
Goat: And Dying is dangerous.
Pyromaniac: Right...