I invited one of the worst scouts I've ever seen in MvM so hopefully he joins so he can face his destiny. He also likes ponies so he's a confirmed autistic manchild.

BIG KAHUNA BURGER : Honey, you've got a big storm comin'
♥ℒueur de ℒapin♥ : Thanks for the health.
BIG KAHUNA BURGER : Thanks for the health.
BIG KAHUNA BURGER : Grapefruit is a fat burner, so you actually losing weight, while you sucking his ♥♥♥♥.
Cyrus King of Klingons : well at least you have to use that stolen health now
HuGe Donger Michaelangelo : i was trying to kill zoey because ur so selfish with the medkits
BIG KAHUNA BURGER : look where it got you bro
HuGe Donger Michaelangelo : where
Cyrus King of Klingons : I showed I object
BIG KAHUNA BURGER : Rekt
Cyrus King of Klingons : You are still a thief
HuGe Donger Michaelangelo : no it didn't
♥ℒueur de ℒapin♥ : your turn michael
BIG KAHUNA BURGER : ill wait for the indictment
Player HuGe Donger Michaelangelo left the game

ebrummett2014 : GET YOUR HEAL BOX AND PRESS THE BONNTON ON THE MOUSE

This is what happens when 12-year-old TF2 players get mad because you taunt them after a kill: http://pastebin.com/NT3nDmYn

♡Afterglow♡ : Well boys, it looks like we got ourselves a Summer Sale Scrub.
Jahnellexxo : .....

(TEAM) ArchFire : bla bla bla
Half-Eaten Twinkie : xD Idiot
thexboxprogamers : not if that spot clearly does not work
♡Afterglow♡ : your f2p is showing
(TEAM) ArchFire : nnooo bad words
♡Afterglow♡ : you might wanna go back to xbox hun ;)
thexboxprogamers : noob
(TEAM) futurevolmom : my rocket launch dous not let me crit
(TEAM) ArchFire : wtf
thexboxprogamers : ♥♥♥
♡Afterglow♡ : awww
(TEAM) ArchFire : swag
thexboxprogamers : dont call me hun freak
♡Afterglow♡ : typical xbox language
♡Afterglow♡ : bad medic down
*DEAD* thexboxprogamers : ♥♥♥♥♥♥

(TEAM) ArchFire : we need a formation
(Voice) ArchFire: MEDIC!
(TEAM) ArchFire : or a plans
♡Afterglow♡ : we need a better medic
(TEAM) futurevolmom : fox whant to do ore damege with the cow mangler
thexboxprogamers : better then you bish
(TEAM) ArchFire : this medi is goood have the kritzkreng
(TEAM) ArchFire : make we crit
(TEAM) ♡Afterglow♡ : literally the worst medic ive ever seen in mvm lol
(TEAM) ArchFire : my medig gun is just a shield
thexboxprogamers : and all you do is sit in that spot with a thumb up your ass and let turret do damage then say your good noob
♡Afterglow♡ : that what engie does lel

Me when people we ♥♥♥♥ with on L4D2 says to go get friends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyw6kKMjp5A

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21584572/bigstorm.jpg

6:14 PM - M'frisbees: what if he had brony boxers
6:14 PM - ♡Afterglow♡: i'd let him jerk me off with the gloves on
6:14 PM - ♡Afterglow♡: >.>
6:15 PM - M'frisbees: GIRL
6:15 PM - M'frisbees: BYE

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=444128830

Today people didn't follow Cranky's advice to git gud.

http://pastebin.com/ukE91Z9F

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you guys <3

{F-U} You Are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ : im being trolled by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ named glowbutt ftw

http://pastebin.com/Ny4cDZfy

CryogenicCrysis : ♥♥♥♥ U ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLOW-♥♥♥♥♥♥-BOT HOW BOUT U SHOVE A GLOWING DIDLO UP YOUR ASS

Soldier_of_Fortune2 : oh yes
Soldier_of_Fortune2 : Start the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

jeff goldblum : thanks for being a fun troll with us m8
(Survivor) ʕ •`ᴥ•´ʔ ᎠᎪᎬ ♥ : XD you guys are funny
jeff goldblum : join our group
jeff goldblum : ill send u invite
ʕ •`ᴥ•´ʔ ᎠᎪᎬ ♥ : uhh kay XD
Soldier_of_Fortune2 : i did not even started at all
glowbutt♡ : <3
jeff goldblum : shut
glowbutt♡ : shut

LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO GITGUD

So apparently this teamkiller -> http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/profiles/76561197967578920 was trying to record us dying when he royally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him the entire round. we survived, didn't get incapped or die and won the round without him.

1:47 AM - BIG JOE: 1:45 AM - DUNKELELF: where do I find a girl to do this on me
1:46 AM - DUNKELELF: I want a grapefruit bj
1:46 AM - DUNKELELF: especially if it sounds like that
1:47 AM - DUNKELELF: I'd record it and make it my ringtone

MUHTRIGGERS : Thanks for the health.
punk ass island ♥♥♥♥♥ : wait what
MUHTRIGGERS : Rekt
punk ass island ♥♥♥♥♥ : Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bro.
MUHTRIGGERS : Grapefruit is a fat burner, so you actually losing weight, while you sucking his ♥♥♥♥.
MUHTRIGGERS : gg dead n00bs
rtfanatic360 : ♥♥♥♥ u guys

glowbutt♥ : Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bro.
StatutoryGrape : ...alright
glowbutt♥ : Cranky's advice: Git gud.
WE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MID : Rekt
StatutoryGrape : I JUST JOINED MAN
WE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MID : shut
WE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MID : Grapefruit is a fat burner, so you actually losing weight, while you sucking his ♥♥♥♥.
StatutoryGrape : rekt
Player StatutoryGrape left the game

C o r v o A t t a n o : tonight i want to kill YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

http://pastebin.com/LxLc8660

hatsune miku : do you use hacks
glowbutt♥ : yes
hatsune miku : i new it

glowbutt♥ : you take a game where you play against bots seriously. get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life.
glowbutt♥ : go outside
Player integr8er left the game
glowbutt♥ : Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bro.
glowbutt♥ : JX DOES IDLING IN A L4D2 SERVER
glowbutt♥ : NOPE
glowbutt♥ : Welcome to the grapefruiting.
take acloser look at that snout : this katana is stanidng straight up
glowbutt♥ : also just fyi
glowbutt♥ : jx has been teamkilling
JXDOESGAMING : Wtf No i havent
take acloser look at that snout : yes you have you piece of ♥♥♥♥
glowbutt♥ : we had to restart like 5 times because of him
take acloser look at that snout : youre just mad bc we stopped you beffore you got us
JXDOESGAMING : i just said Rekt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
glowbutt♥ : after you shot us both
JXDOESGAMING : Noobs idc what u say
take acloser look at that snout : see hes even calling us names now
glowbutt♥ : you're the one who's dead bro ;)
glowbutt♥ : this ping though
JXDOESGAMING : team killers

glowbutt♥ : now shut
JXDOESGAMING : nope botch
JXDOESGAMING : .....
glowbutt♥ is now idle.
JXDOESGAMING : What the ♥♥♥♥ dude
glowbutt♥ : clear
glowbutt♥ : i can't believe you guys are still here
take acloser look at that snout : Gitgud
glowbutt♥ : there are other servers
integr8er : you guys are idiots
take acloser look at that snout : Rekt
glowbutt♥ : says the dead guy
integr8er : you are obviously intelligent and honest great people outside of the gaming internet cloak covering you - LOL
glowbutt♥ : come say that to my face ♥♥♥♥♥♥ not online and see what happens
JXDOESGAMING : i hope u guys remember this day
glowbutt♥ : i hope you do too
integr8er : LOL - imature for sure
glowbutt♥ : this chat is going on our steam group

*SPEC* JXDOESGAMING : Get Rekt zombies
take acloser look at that snout : shut
glowbutt♥ : shut
JXDOESGAMING : ....
JXDOESGAMING : mlg C;
JXDOESGAMING : wow.
take acloser look at that snout : mlg
glowbutt♥ : Rekt
glowbutt♥ : jx does getting rekt
JXDOESGAMING : Wow. U Guys have no reason to do this
glowbutt♥ : Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bro.
glowbutt♥ : Attention gentlemen, we have a {NooB DowN}
take acloser look at that snout : Gitgud
JXDOESGAMING : .... :/
glowbutt♥ : There he go.
JXDOESGAMING : you guys ate very stupid
take acloser look at that snout : Gitgud
glowbutt♥ : says the guy incapped
JXDOESGAMING : ....

glowbutt♥ : And again, ♥♥♥♥ you, you don't know me. If you did you'd know i'm one of the nicest persons you'd meet.
Player kick_ass_joker left the game

glowbutt♥ : Welcome to the grapefruiting.
Player The Armoredildo left the game

TheVoid : you're probably like 10 you littlee ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Player TheVoid left the game

As a Grapefruiting major, I am glad to see others have an interest in this fine art.