yall pls reinstall I'm dead ass I wanna play with everyone again

Alley_YAMBO: lol
Alley_YAMBO: so needy estrogen man smh
Quindali: :(
Quindali: baby bear starting to grow some teeth
Alley_YAMBO: huh?
Alley_YAMBO: linda ive been giving you based form toxicity
Alley_YAMBO: in a moment i could drop a hiroshima bomb
Alley_YAMBO: then ill top that off with the nagasaki
Quindali: hahahaha
Quindali: mmm i'm a hungry bear
Quindali: gonna heat up my steak
Alley_YAMBO: what is this bear nonsense
Quindali: i like bears
Alley_YAMBO: who r u

Lumines (1): yeah but now your gucci
Quindali: thomas pls
Quindali: *you're
Quindali: i'm so disappointed
Lumines (1): no ur actually just the brand
Quindali: that would still be you're
Quindali: X_X
Lumines (1): LOL

Quindali: oh i thought i was petting you
Lumines (1): wait shouldnt i be petting u
Quindali: wat no
Quindali: thomas pls
Quindali: i pet you

okay wtf this is a thing?!?!? https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Horace

can we please just have a team so we can all wear this hat PLSSSSSS

sml: yay my face is catching on
sml: :>
Quindali: i only did that cos i was tryna be cute with inviting you
Quindali: that face is stupid
sml: youre stupid
Quindali: LOL

Quindali: oh yeah
Quindali: guess what else i did today
Quindali: that was productive
Protocol: hmm
Quindali: i read up
Quindali: on crusader's crossbow
Quindali: and mediguns
Quindali: on teh tf2 wiki
Quindali: :D

who still plays this game? what's hip now kids i think i'm officially becoming grandmabear

Man do you ever work at work jeeeeesus

æ.Omhaz: uhhh go to the bathroom and take a nap on te toilet
æ.Omhaz: ez
lndq: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
lndq: that's so icky
lndq: i don't even sit on public toilets
æ.Omhaz: meee neither im pretty sure i havent pooped in a public toiletr since i was like 5
lndq: wat
lndq: really
lndq: that's impressive
æ.Omhaz: yeah i always just hold it
lndq: you never had to poo at school?
lndq: ROFL
æ.Omhaz: XD
æ.Omhaz: I LIKE A NICE PEACEFUL POOP

〽Blockᵀᴳ: can you work for cevo
〽Blockᵀᴳ: again
〽Blockᵀᴳ: everytime i have a cevo problem nobody ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reponds to me

now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/84556731/sunshine/cp_sunshine_b2.bsp.bz2
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/84556731/72hr/cp_derecho_b4.bsp.bz2
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/24793114/cp_warmerfront_rc1a.bsp

map downloads, we're gonna be running test pugs

everyone go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vote out coalplant #warmfrontftw
http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=poll&d=comments&id=968

did you deserve it? was he proud of you when you got your mousepad?

forever silly ʕ·ᴥ·ʔs

12:32 AM - indiman: i wajna feel u
12:32 AM - indiman: o
12:32 AM - indiman: wrong person
12:32 AM - indiman: i swear
The truth comes out

Literally my horoscope for the day I start missing scrims cos of Omar:

Aquarius horoscope for Jan 5 2014
A certain commitment has taken up a lot of your time and energy, Aquarius. It has taken up room for other, more enjoyable and rewarding things in your life. But being a reliable and honorable person, you have continued to follow through with promises made in the past. But it may be time for a change. It may be time to phase out of an old agreement or promise. You have done more than your fair share, and you deserve to be free of a certain obligation. Make that a priority in 2014.

♔Quindali: ps i wanna take a team photo
♔Quindali: we have 9 of us now
♔Quindali: with hearts
♔Quindali: LOL
♔Quindali: although you're c9
♔æ.Omhaz: but dan has my hat
♔Quindali: but it's fine
♔Quindali: you can wear c9
♔Quindali: and stand in the back
♔Quindali: no one'll notice
♔æ.Omhaz: wooooww
♔æ.Omhaz: story of my life always had to stand in the back for school pictures ;_;

green envelopes pls

2:15 AM - ♔Y: I am trying to be reasonable rather than pressing my hands to your slutty throat and then chopping you into pieces and flushing you down the drain
2:15 AM - ♔Y: Which is the alternative
2:21 AM - ♔Y has changed their name to ♔Stanley.

check his page for confirmation

who is "Y"? Sounds like it's probably X or something

2:15 AM - ♔Y: I am trying to be reasonable rather than pressing my hands to your slutty throat and then chopping you into pieces and flushing you down the drain
2:15 AM - ♔Y: Which is the alternative

can somebody please help me and call the police? this guy is crazy for me. all I wanted was to have a nice mge date, but he blew me off and it escalated into this ♥♥♥♥

no timestamps, not real

♔dan!: good job goodley
♔dan!: bestley
♔dan!: youre new name is bestly

I don't use time stamps nerd

8:30 PM - ♔bfl`someone:i sheila promise to play dota 2 with omar at least 3 times a week for the rest of my life

linda, that is obviously fake too, I would never tell you that. why would a successful spy just tell an american about his identity? I was just saying that, if stanley is going to make up logs, he should put timestamps to make them more believable. I am just trying to educate him.

i knew sheila sounded familiar dammit

right cos time stamps are what make things real steve

1:30 PM - ♔Quindali: steve so what are you really like
1:30 PM - ♔bfl`someone: i'm secretly a ninja spy for the russian government but i was placed in canada undercover. my contract is another 10 years and i've served for 30 already. i tell you guys i'm in college but during the days i work as a toy store cashier and at night i work the corner as a cross-dressing drag queen. i go by "sheila" and my regulars always pay extra for me cos of my beautiful long hair and my clever dirty talk which i learn from erotic video games about demons
1:31 PM - ♔Quindali: oh okay

no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time stamp. if you are going to post made up crap you better put on a fake time stamp, you idiot.

wat

♔bfl`someone: okay, I would just take that as your consent and instead of raping you in mge I would gently make love to you

recommenting for envelopes pls disregard unless you're loomines

also she does smell i can confirm

lol shut up omar

also linda smells hue

commenting for envelopes pls disregard

god stanley were you just never hugged as a child

"You're in a category all by yourself called 'My love' because I love you"-What he meant to say

uh we dont talk about this stanley

Thomas what friend category am I in I hope it's a good one

. . . THE SMELLING. IS. ALIVE.
http://imgur.com/Yc2aeXU

... THE DREAM. IS. ALIVE.
http://i.imgur.com/B0leU1o.png

♔Stanley #reunited: I love you too omar
♔æ.Omhaz: i feel at you occasionally as well

ha gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

1) success is not final, failure is not fatal. it is the courage to continue that counts.
2) success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
3) never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
4) it is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed
5) the end of a relationship is not always a failure. sometimes all the love in the world is not enough to save something. in these cases, it is not a matter of fault from either person. some things cannot be, it's as simple as that.

http://www.twitch.tv/bereth14/c/3219353
a cast of our match against mesr's team by bereth

♔Stanley #reunited: jason
♔Protocol: stanley
♔Stanley #reunited: I love you jason
♔Protocol: stanley
♔Protocol: i feel in your general direction as well
♔Stanley #reunited: that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me