this is so dead


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Actor List
Bandit Snipers: Otto The Pup, Pako, [Character available]
Leader of the Bandits (Spy): iamtehlolrus ✪ [TIGs] (Backup: Mr. Accord)
Townsfolk/Civillians: [HoV] Psyke, scarabix, [RS/CZ] Damian0358, Mr. Accord, Grasshole, Zaya, SC, LordTwinkle, |TGC|Cape|A, [Character available], [Character available], [Character available]
The sheriff (Engineer): Maruhai (important character, we'll need backups too.)

Actor List (NO MORE SPOTS OPEN):
-Cole Phelps Spy - The White Wizard Zooey
-Assistant Detective - A Sack of Potatoes, Somehow
-Cops - Marty Beller, Grasshole, Markntosh, SC, Plane Otto, Psyke =COPS FULL=
-Police Chief - Grasshole
-Sniper Assassin - Markntosh
-Russian Mob Boss Heavy - Marquis Posa
-Russian Heavy Mobsters - Sunny™, Game Master =FULL=
-Crime Scene Photographer/Reporter - UberMunchkin
-Demoman Suspect - Markntosh
-Crazed Engineer - Cap'n of The Chalk Ship
-Random and Dead Characters - Summoner, [RS/CZ] Damian0358, SC, Roo =FULL=

Voice Actors:
-Heavy Mob Boss- ===FINISHED==
-Crazed Engineer- ===FINISHED===
-Cole Phelps Spy- IN PROGRESS
-Assistant Detective Scout- ===FINISHED===
-Police Chief- ===FINISHED===

We need someone to make some models, animations and lipsyncing.

What do we need:

--Models:
-A camera
-A notebook

--Animations
-Idle poses for some characters
-Some misc animations

And of course full lipsyncing.

The following is the info for the project "TF2 Noire":

Steam Group: http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/groups/TF2NoireSaxxy

Script:
[---] means camera switches to another scene

Starts with a black-white Facepunch logo.
Police chief- “The hat that makes you…and the hat that breaks you.”
Music starts playing
[---]
Switches to an ordinary night at ctf_doublecross
Some classes with random items walk by as camera slowly zooms in on RED logo.
[---]
Detective Spy-“Police of Teufort, can we have a word?”
[---]
In big yellow letters with black background “FACEPUNCH PRESENTS”
[---]
Detective Spy spying a heavy
[---]
Det. Spy talking to someone-“You punched out all his blood, you’ll have to pay for that.”
[---]
Big yellow letters, with the O and E turning off and on “TF NOIRE”
[---]
Camera focuses on Det. Spy’s angry face
Chief talking on background-“These gangsters are heartless monsters…”
[---]
Chief talking to Det. Spy-“Do you think you’re ready for that?”
[---]
Spy walking to the crime scene, the cart on the background, camera focuses on his legs.
[---]
Det. Spy to a cop-“What do we got?”
Camera flashes everywhere, shots of corpses briefly seen.
[---]
Camera flashes
Cop-“2 bodies, overdose”
2 Scouts lying on the ground, with a lot cans of Bonk! And Crit-a-cola.
[---]
Det. Spy on background-“…victim was dead before the cart hit him”
A soldier in humiliation animation, being hitted by a cart. (I think we should make the cp_well train hit him since it’s more gruesome.)
[---]
Det.Spy interrogating a Russian mafia heavy
Det. Spy-“You needed the sandvich, so you killed them!”
Heavy-“That’s not true ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
[---]
Det.Spy talking to Demoman-“I thought you were under arrest before.”
[---]
Det.Spy firing his enforcer while moving back.
[---]
Spy talking to Boss Heavy-“So I’m supposed to believe that’s what happened?”
[---]
Engineer reloads one shot in his shotgun and shouts-“Not gonna happen fellas!”
[---]
Sniper wearing Villains Veil and Professional’s Panama shoots bazaar bargain at someone, camera focuses on his face.
[---]
Police chief talking to Spy-“Use your chance… Don’t fail me!”
[---]
Spy talking to heavy boss, Gets up from table-“We’re done for now”
[---]
Spy leaves spawn room and the spawn door closes behind him with a loud sound. Picture goes black.
[---]
In big yellow letters with black background “TF NOIRE, Coming soon to your crime scene”

We should try to get the payload car chase in there somewhere and a shootout scene. If done right, we can fit them into the timeline.

Characters:

Detective Spy, aka Cole Phelps (Spy)
-Detective Noir or Fancy Fedora or Cosa Nostra
-License to Maim
-Enforcer
-Big Earner

Police Chief (Soldier)
-Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
-Disciplinary Action

Russian Mafia Heavies (Heavy)
-Capo’s Capper
-Eviction Notice
-Family Business

Russian Mafia Boss heavy (Heavy)
-Coupe D’isaster
-Family Business

Engineer (himself)
-Professor's Peculiarity‎/Texas Dome Shine.
-Shotgun

Cop (Soldier)
-Wiki Cap/Team Captain
-Reserve Shooter

Sniper (himself)
-Some hat, preferably Professional’s Panama.
-Villian’s Veil
-Bazaar Bargain

Heavy (himself)
-Some ordinary hat
-Fists

2 Scouts
-Just dead bodies

Demoman
-Bottle
-Hustler’s Hallmark

Random people
-Random people with random items.

Potential Assistant Detective (Scout)
-Flipped Trilby
-License to Maim
-Lugermorph

Crime Scene photografers (any class)
-Killer Exclusive
-Director’s Vision taunt

The following is the info for the project "The Lone Engineer":

Steam Group: ?

Script:

It was an average day in Dustbowl. It was a quiet town. Small population. Good people. cut to various Townfolks using Schadenfreude taunt, or other taunts that would show people enjoying themselves. But then.... they came in.

Have all the Snipers enter, with the Spy leading them in the center. Have them firing off shots randomly, shooting civilians, taunting, all the likes. If possible, townsfolk should be in the losing position post game, when they are fleeing. This should feel dramatic and powerful.

Terrorized, and helpless... the townsfolk only had one friend they could count on...

Narration must loudly announce "SHERIFF DELL CONAGHER".

Engie steps out, while western music whistles in the background. He does the Pistol taunt, fiddling with his pistol. The Spy then steps forward.

Cut to the epic duel scene. The two of them standing there, holding their melee weapons, with the townsfolk looking on in terror. The Administrator will do her countdown to the 3, and on 3, the Engineer flings out his pistol and fires a slow motion shot.
(IMO I think we should have a Sniper doing a Machina shot or something to really emphasize a headshot on the Spy. Off camera, of course. The standard action movie multiple rewinds and slo-mos definitely apply)

The Spy falls to the ground, dead, the Snipers flee, and the Engineer dances while the post game victory music plays.

Map: cp_dustbowl

Characters:

We'll need multiple innocent townfolk. Any class with the any of the allowed hats and misc. should work fine.

Multiple Snipers equipped with Villain's Veils, Crocleather Slouch, Trophy Belt, or the default hat. These will be the bandits.

Leader of the bandits (The Spy):

-Backbiter's Billycock.
-Your Eternal Reward
-L'Etranger

The Sherrif (The Engineer):

-Texas Ten Gallon
-Frontier Justice
-License to Maim
-Prairie Heel Biters

Hats:
All hatless "hats".
Modest Pile of Hat.
Noble Amassment of Hats.
Towering Pillar of Hats.
Full Head of Steam.
Hat With No Name. (Obligatory.)
Ye Olde Baker Boy.
Pyromancers Mask.
Scotsman's Stovepipe.
Coupe D'isaster.
Big Chief.
Mining Ling.
Engineer's Cap.
Texas Ten Gallon.
Buckaroos Hat.
Big Country.
Western Wear.
Ol' Geezer.
Pencil Pusher. (?)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror.
German Gonzila. (?)
Trophy Belt.
Master's Yellow Belt. (?)
Professional's Panama.
Crocleather Slouch.
Your Worst Nightmare. (?)
Backbiter's Billycock.
Magistrate's Mullet. (Unpainted.)
Counterfeit Billycock.
Ghastly Gibus. (Regular only.)

Misc. Items:
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe.
All-Father. (?)
Whiskered Gentleman. (Obligatory.)
Stockbroker's Scarf. (?)
Prairie Heel Biters. (Obligatory.)
Builder's Blueprints. (?)
Surgeon's Stethoscope.
Villain's Veil.
Spectre's Spectacles.
Dr. Whoa.
Teufort Tooth Kicker. (Obligatory.)

Weapons:

Scout:
Force-a-Nature
Scattergun
Lugermorph

Soldier:
Pain Train
Buff Banner
Mantreads
Shovel
Equalizer
Disciplinary Action

Pyro:
Axe
Axtinguisher
Postal Pummeler
Homewrecker
Back Scratcher

Demoman:
Bottle
Scottish Handshake
Pain Train
Bootlegger

Heavy:
Buffalo Steak
Sandvich
Fists
Brass Beast

Engineer:
Shotgun
Frontier Justice
Jag
Southern Hospitality
Wrench
Lugermorph

Medic:
Bonesaw

Sniper:
Huntsman
Tribalman's Shiv

Spy:
L'Etranger
Big Kill
Revolver
Ambassador
Enforcer
Butterfly Knife
Your Eternal Reward