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nnnx — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:11:55 +0000

Until further notice.

Please remove tags.

MAJOR ANNOUCEMENT - MUST READ

CaptainDeek — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:28:35 +0000

Hi all, after some serious consideration, I have decided to go inactive on TF2 since I have too things to commit to in my real life and thus, I would also like to annouce that I will be stepping down from `fap and nnnx will be taking over me as the new leader of `fap. I also would like to appoint a co-leader as well in order to reduce nnnx's burden since he is also an Univeristy student and definately cannot TF2 24/7 and I will be conducting a vote ( all members are eligible except me, nnnx and ozr ) . Anyway, I will still be popping by once in awhile to see how things are going for fap and I would like to say it was an extremely wonderful experience to have met all you guys since we started out 4 months ago with many of our members still not very experiened and would like to thank all of you guys for all the support and commitment you guys have contributed to the team.

I also would like to specially thank nnnx for being such an efficient co-leader and arranging scrims regardless of whether I am or am not around and helping to gather the team as well.

I also would like to thank ozr for being such a great tactician by feeding us with strategies and tactics and pointing out our mistakes along the way as well and `fap would definately would not be what it is today without him.

Also would like to thank can_lah_2 for willing to join us even though his Uni studies were about to begin and hes still quite active today, nishino as one of our core member as well and has been sticking with us all these while (except that sec 5 boys need to sleep early ROFLWTF), por..oops i mean conggy for being our multi-talented-all-star-jack-of-all-trades-aimbot-sandman player and being a DICK as well HAHA and of course, not forgetting isamu as well who used to be one of our core 6, his medic is awesome i am sure you guys would agree right! .

To spam and b1 : Thank you guys for willing to join us and your skills have definately improved alot which of course can't be done without hard work and being excellent multi-class players as well.

To Kw and Huang : Well have not really played much with you guys but you guys are awesome as well, just like adsf.

P.S. : Kw meet up for bubble bath soon

Anyway, you guys are all an awesome bunch of players who have big chinkos(but definately smaller than mine)and ARIGATOU EVERYONE! WILL MISS U SOB :'( T_T

We welcome 2 new wanke..fappers into our team!

CaptainDeek — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:36:07 +0000

WELCOME WELCOME KW AND HUANG LETS BUBLE BATH TOGETHER.

P.S. The author of this annoucement is so hot that all of you must have fapped over 9000 times after reading this post

can lah is cool <3

nnnx — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:00:14 +0000

enuff said.

Loser

can_lah_2 ˆoˆ — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:30:06 +0000

You know when you're a loser when you post annoucements like the one below below this one

Geek

CONGGY — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:54:04 +0000

You know when you're a geek when you post annoucements like the one below this one

Interesting read...

nnnx — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:41:39 +0000

Adapted from http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=814817

How does the Medigun work?

The Medigun emits a radioactive heat beam that manifests itself in the light spectrum as crosses when coming into contact with ultraviolent gamma rays from our Sun. The beam encourages rapid cell development to increase oxygen intake, resulting in a temporary boost in muscle tissue and air absorption throughout the body, referred to in the vernacular as "overhealing". If targeting an injured patient, the beam will stimulate the cells' mitochondria, resulting in a rapid repair of damaged tissue.

It is powered by a cold fusion battery using a duranium hydrogen cell with a half-life that can maintain a sustained beam for up to one thousand years. However, in its first model, the Medigun had problems with heat management. The more injury a target has sustained, the faster the gun will heal, and thus the harder it will work. In order to address this problem, the Medic installed a flux capacitor donated to him from a colleague in Hill Valley, California, who had a spare left over from constructing a time machine. The flux capacitor redirects and stores this excess heat into a small generator, which at its maximum heat capacity can be activated to create a matter-reflector around the patient and doctor, which repels any object or force short of gases. This process is called "the Ubercharge".

However, the Medic was rejected from medical school after submitting this to the inquiry of the Munich Medical Journal. The long-term aftereffects of such unnatural cell regeneration was determined to have an extremely close link to the development of very painful and terminal cancers, typically of the stomach and skin.

Despite these shortcomings, the Medigun was considered well within the safety regulations of Builders' League United and Reliable Excavation & Demolition, where the Medic found employment and a very large Russian best friend.

How does the Scout double-jump? How come he can't do it with the Sandman?

His original aluminum bat collects and stores static electricity, especially when he's on the move. Whenever he wants to he can release this to jolt himself in the air for an added boost into whichever direction he chooses. (Heard this one from someone around the forums.)

Why does Natascha slow people down but do less damage?

The rounds Natascha fires have lead jackets. They are more blunted than Sacha's rounds and therefore do less damage, but they're heavier, which weigh the target down upon penetration.

How does the solder jump with out killing himself with rockets aimed down at his feet?

Each of his rockets come with a stopper and a kinetic rebound pad. They are both placed on the back of the rocket. Since it's always going to be the back of the rocket facing the soldier whenever it fires it to boost himself, the stopper prevents most of the rocket's fragmentation and explosive damage from splashing back on himself, and the rebounder gives him some extra force he can only get by using a self-inflicted rocket.

Crouching beforehand to reduce how much of his body is exposed to the blast doesn't hurt, either.

how does the kritzkrieg works.
The Kritzkrieg operates on the exact same principles as the Medigun, but builds a faster charge thanks to a smaller generator and a different flux capacitor. This newer flux capacitor can be seen on the Kritzkrieg's barrel, and it works very differently from the original flux capacitor. While the original capacitor greatly fortifies molecular bonds to create the matter-reflecting Ubercharge, the Kritzkrieg's does the exact opposite, making whatever it discharges into highly UNstable. When used on ordinance, this makes ammunition much more explosive and destructive. Melee weapons such as bats, and even the leather gloves that the Heavy wears, become much better at destabilizing matter upon impact.

It also takes less energy to use the Kritzkrieg charge, since creating something as complex as a matter-reflector consumes more resources.

Judging by the post below, nnnx has too much time to spend on his hands

CaptainDeek — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:19:41 +0000

or his little boy boy fap fap.

Your DP's are boring

nnnx — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:18:39 +0000

Change it, they currently fail the faptasm test.

Anything below nnnx's dp fap rating of 1000 automatically fails.

People who fail are failures. So dont fail, failures.

Happy belated birthday to Spam!!!!

CaptainDeek — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 05:12:27 +0000