STEAM GROUP
famwell famwell
STEAM GROUP
famwell famwell
4
IN-GAME
13
ONLINE
Founded
21 October, 2015
Language
English
Location
United States 
33 Comments
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:34pm 
going to my mother in law's house is like pinning a gold star to my chest and walking into Auschwitz
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:33pm 
my son told me he liked this asian girl in his preschool class and i smacked him and told him back the ♥♥♥♥ off i been eyeing dat fo a while
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:32pm 
young asian gets brutal creampie
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:31pm 
poor baxter, our dog, was killed on the road yesterday. on the sidewalk with my bare hands because I was getting tired of beagles.
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:31pm 
i know my daughter is dating a black man because i heard he uploads vertical videos to worldstarhiphop
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:30pm 
my son came home from school with a bloody nose. my goodness this is upsetting. Shouldn't have socked him in the face so hard this morning.
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:29pm 
sometimes you just have to stop what you're doing and focus on what you have. I look around and see my kids. I want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill myself.
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:28pm 
help
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:28pm 
kids asked me why i dont go to church anymore and i tell them if god was real he would end it all now
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:27pm 
I didn't want to tell the kids that the lumps on my back were tumors so I told them I had a few Mike Wazowskis hiding under my skin.
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:26pm 
the kids think im napping but i am just patiently waiting for god to take me
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:25pm 
when people ask me what state i live in i tell them i live in a state of severe depression and misery
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:24pm 
some black kid named trent is having sex with both my daughters and steals my mason jars
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:23pm 
after watching my wife give birth three times i have to think about men when I ♥♥♥♥ her
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:23pm 
son, what has four legs and isn't alive

"nice try dad, a chair!"

not this time, our dog is dead
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:23pm 
sometimes i play dead with my kids but im actually hoping i die
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:22pm 
for easter i made the kids look for the eggs but instead let them find our dead cat behind the tree because i didn't know how to tell them
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:22pm 
I took the batteries out of my mother in law's Life Alert.
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:21pm 
Kids we aren't actually going to disney land your grandpa died
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:20pm 
My son came out as gay today and I'm not even mad because he'll still get more ♥♥♥♥♥ than I ever will with my wife
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:20pm 
I don't like to talk about hurting babies but my infant son has been sucking on my wife's breast for a little too long..
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:19pm 
I did a poo at church and i am feeling very guilty
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:19pm 
How did dad's sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong sock this morning.
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:18pm 
It's ironic how this room is called the living room when I'm about to beat the living ♥♥♥♥ out of my son for getting a D in geometry.
Ashbie Enjoyer 10 Mar, 2016 @ 9:18pm 
1970 marks a crucial time in my life because i watched my best friend die in Vietnam but more importantly i tried anal for the first time.
Dr. Barnabus MD 14 Nov, 2015 @ 9:36pm 
can i tryout for sniper?
ThirtyThr33 29 Oct, 2015 @ 5:07pm 
famwell
Simpl3 26 Oct, 2015 @ 4:26pm 
Sup famwells
Matrrix 25 Oct, 2015 @ 5:46pm 
can u guys send me friend req so i can join u guys
Matrrix 25 Oct, 2015 @ 5:46pm 
hello?
Jbob 23 Oct, 2015 @ 7:14am 
Can you guys invite your whole friends list? We're trying to make this group big.
dma abuser 22 Oct, 2015 @ 10:34pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ !
CECIL 22 Oct, 2015 @ 5:52pm 
lol