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[deleted] — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 02:33:27 +0000

Tuesday, March 08, 2011
6:18 PM - Snail_Boy: Oy where were you earlier?
6:18 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: umm school?
6:18 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: =D
6:18 PM - Snail_Boy: oh well I was pissed because my letiuent wasnt there the fail fleet was under attack
6:19 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Oh shit who attacked us?!
6:20 PM - Snail_Boy: The god damned Jockeys
6:20 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Fuck they broke the treaty again?
6:21 PM - Snail_Boy: Yeah those fuckers
6:22 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Damn it we need to do more patrols so we're not caught with our pants down
6:22 PM - Snail_Boy: Yeah I was in the middle of shaving when I got attacked
6:22 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: What was the damage to the fleet?
6:23 PM - Snail_Boy: not much we were able to push them back
6:24 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: We must regroup our forces.
6:24 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: If they come back we need to be ready.
6:24 PM - Snail_Boy: yeah I know
6:26 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I'm looking at your sit rep. You think we should perform a counter attack?
6:28 PM - Snail_Boy: No
6:30 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: At least our core fleet is intact. The Fail Battleship took a hit to the radio tower and the Fail Carrier lost two fighters.

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011
6:41 PM - Snail_Boy: How goes the fleet letiuntent?
6:41 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Fleet is currently at port and personal on leave
6:42 PM - Snail_Boy: ay they need the break
6:42 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: They are due to return this weekend for training excerises
6:43 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: The fleet is supposed to practice naval munuevers in the style of FAIL
6:43 PM - Snail_Boy: I might be there this weekend if not your in command
6:47 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I have some reports to write to the chief of staff
6:47 PM - Snail_Boy: why whats up?
6:48 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Oh hes getting on my ass again and want me to file reports
6:48 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: They have to be due by wednesday
6:48 PM - Snail_Boy: Didnt u tell him u would have them to him next week?
6:48 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Naw they are due on Wed. The damn brass always busts my chops... jackasses.
6:49 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Oh wait
6:49 PM - Snail_Boy: it sucks man i was in your position at one point i feel ur pain
6:49 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I am the brass lol
6:49 PM - Snail_Boy: lol
6:50 PM - Snail_Boy: so your getting on ur own ass?
6:50 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I have half a mind to walk straight into a meeting with the Joint cheifs of staff and show them a peice of my mind
6:51 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: but then the man upstairs wont be too happy
6:51 PM - Snail_Boy: yeah
6:51 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: You got connections right?
6:51 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Tell the big man that we need more training and less evaluating
6:52 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: (i'm talking about the president)
6:52 PM - Snail_Boy: I just told him he told me to tell you to quit your bitching
6:52 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: aw shit...
6:53 PM - Snail_Boy: I told hime fine if he doesnt want a fleet he can shove it
6:53 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: will he at least give us more funding to upgrade our proud fail fleet?
6:54 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I know our budget is like a trillion dollars a year
6:54 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: But we wants MOAR
6:55 PM - Snail_Boy: No he said no moar funding he's pissed at something
6:57 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Hes still pissed off at making a treaty with the Republic of Karma Jockeys?
6:57 PM - Snail_Boy: yeah he is
6:57 PM - Snail_Boy: i thought he would have been over that by now
6:59 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Well he had to do it. Someone had to end the Great Jockey Wars of 49'
6:59 PM - Snail_Boy: yeah no shit and I was just a private back then
7:00 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: We all were damnit!
7:01 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: I'm still glad that we enlisted in the grand Fleet of Fail.
7:01 PM - Snail_Boy: I know man arent you glad that I have taken over?
7:03 PM - HeavyChainGunner..{DG}..: Damn this fleet was in pretty bad shape before we clibed the ranks. Now that we are in charge we will fail like no fleet before.

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