masturbation in theatres is also illegal

CRIMES ARE ILLEgAL

more importantly will we be able to string people up by the sockets?

with exception to you?

and racism?

it's just I'm not so good with filling out forms and would much rather pass a practical exam to get the permit, the racial clensing itself I can live without but its a great way to socialise with people with similar interests, so long as they aren't *filthy underclass* that we plan on executing.

understandable.
is lynching allowed or do we need a permit to partake in racial clensing?
is public execution also allowed? this would bring new life to the lumber and carpentry industries with the creation of gallows, stocks, chopping blocks, human trebuche

hmm, reasonable.
now the real question! - whats the porn industry like in ottogonia?

couldn't people get around that law by owning two indapendant businesses

more importantly are potatoes allowed O' great,grand and mighty leader

what about things like mulled wine?
with a very low alchohol content and a fruity flavour it usually is a good way to get your five a day

Is calcium crack okay?
is it legal with prescription?

but are there any drug regulations

as is expected of any good leader.

I believe our biggest issue as the ottogonian republic is the invection which is brought by the French and Chinese.

No thank you, piss aids into the pool and everyone needs to get out.

okay, I don't know anyone who fits that description.
all the people I know are either edgy little ♥♥♥♥♥. or people who self identify as"memelords" and as a result I discontinue their existance from my deck and replace it with obelisk the tormentor

any pre-requisites you'd like filled in?

should I take the initiative to invite more people into the empire? or shall I leave it to you.

I can give you all the rules on an ottogonian discussion thread if more rules are needed for your consideration and the consideration of the ottogonian congress

curling?
why not the sport of the people! Bludgeon ball, the rules are simple.
Beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of the enemy with a bludgeon stick.(which is a large steel club covered with steel spheres embedded in the surface) and get the 20 kg cast iron sphere to the grave line on the opponents side.
teams are composed of 8 members a side.
half the team are chargers given the job of taking the brunt of the beating as well as dealing out most of the damage.
a quarter of the team are charged with taking the cast iron sphere to the grave line (these are called Light weights)
the remaining quarter are the backers who're responsible for gaurding the back of the chargers and the Light weights in general

there, the perfect sport for the average everyday ottogonian citisen.

yeah but without velma we couldn't get shaggy as the leader of the military and we will surely fail due to loss of morale

oh and don't forget ronald reagan.

I suggest Elliot rodger, Madeline Mcann, The pope, Jimmy savile, Daphne, Velma, the pringles man, Jeremy corbyn, the trio of witches from hocus pocus, and of course oin, gloin, balin, dwalin, fili, kili, nori, bombur, bifur, bofur and Thorin.

personaly I think 18 or 20 people would be apt, to many people may make it difficult to create a dictato... I mean fair and correct republic ran well by the congress for the people's benefit.

and free collage

I think every person should get 20 acars of swamp

alternatively we could settle the ottogonian hub of congress deep within a mountain and meet around a table with a spotlight beaming into the table, however no one is in the light only the table, and all the members of congress are given legaly forced sunglasses which have red leds in them which we wear when meating at our shadowy congress table.
alternatively instead of a mountain we use a volcano

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perhaps, what about slavery? is it slavery if you provide them with clothing? will the congress communicate with other governments?
where will we be located? an island where everyone who enters is under the ottogonian rule or maybe in a high mountain where those who're lost may never be found unless dead.

Captain stone I like your logic

how many shall be in the congress?
and what of our military structure? will the congress control them ultimately or will it also be controled by the congress?
will we have free health care? or will we do the more sensible thing and kill the weak and feeble?

We need to establish a congress

Indeed

may I enquire about the laws and legalities of ottogonia?

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