Didnt I say I needed more sidekicks?! (he did) I DID! [now your in trouble *snicker*] the best any of you have done is bring me a chimichanga and not try to shoot me [yet] (I wouldnt give them any ideas) [why not?] (because intenet pople think they can do whatever they want on the internet) [so like fake deadpools?] (exactly) THIS IS WHY I WANT INTERNET SIDEKICKS!!!!! so please tell your entire friends list to join... [pretty please]

Go find some new recruits, I need 100 sidekicks atleast (dont you think thats a bit greedy) [it cant be greedy if we shoot them later, because then it'll be merciful cause we didnt use a chainsaw] SHUT UP GUYS! anyways as I was sayiong before I want to have atleast 100 sidekicks so that I can go tell ol' web head whos boss of steam!!! (you realise theres groups on here that have thousands of members right?) [but they dont have us as their leader] (good point carry on) SO GO GET ME SOME RECRUITS!!!!!