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Our Comprehensive Prostate Exam date has been moved to 12/11 due to unforeseen consequences.

Please review your rectum before the exam.

Mr. Duckian

I regret to inform you all that everyone is currently failing the class. No one turned in Monday's assignment, which was worth 100% of your grade, and it has been marked as "M" for missing in the grade book. I have never seen a class with a 0% passing rate before, so I would like to thank everyone for their lack of participation as it has allowed me to witness such an unbelievable feat.

Also as a side note :
All of you have been expelled from the school and have been banned from enrolling anywhere else, this includes other countries. Good Luck!

UPDATE :
The student known as Anthony "radical" Tran has been listed as a KoS.
We will NOT have his nuts flapping about. Thank you for reading and have a wonderful day.

UPDATE #2 :
Anybody with information on the whereabouts of the student known as Kyle "Sack-Sucker" Nguyen will be given a copy of Cybernuts 2077 two days before release. Good luck on your hunts and have a beautiful day.

Hey All! Just wanted to let everyone know that Ballsack pictures are due on Monday the 30th of November, and that you should send in a minimum of 5 pictures in order to get full credit! You should send them in the group chat, but privately is also fine if that's something you're more comfortable with.