I hope you all have been enjoying college.

Hello again group,

As you may have seen, our new RA has been walking by and talking to us. I can say from experience, she is a real looker! Despite the fact that she is our RA, she is still going to play hard-to-get, so we need to improve our gaming skills to impress her. For now on, we will have to stop playing so damn casually and actually focus on our KDAs, Win rates, and roles. Hopefully if we get good enough, this will woo her enough to make her like us. Good luck.

Hi all,

This is a serious alert regarding the state of two of our top players. Daddy Green himself along with Kevin-Kpop-Mathlete have both succumbed to World of Warplanes addiction. If you see them around, please remind them that they are important, and that their life is fragile gift. Thanks everyone and have nice day.

Hello group, as you may have noticed. Scott Martin is being a total cuck. He won't play any games with us because he is too busy playing mount and blade warband! Despite these things, I am proud to announce that Scott will be named player of the week. I hope you all support my decision, as I believe that Scott is a master warband player with over 117 hours! Wow, thats a lot of time he could have been spending eating lunch with Matt and Steven. But thats ok, congrats Scott, and welcome to the group!