My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

Happy Birfday To mE, :3

soon

I don’t know if this is odd or not but I don’t commit any war crimes. Every raider I kill gets their own grave. I do not turn them into hats. I don’t have a human refinery designed to quickly and efficiently turn human corpses into chemfuel. I do not have a freezer inside my fortress that is designed to hold and process hundreds of human corpses. I do not currently have dozens of bodies just sitting in the freezer. All the thousands of pieces of human leather I export are all synthetic and not real human skin. I definitely do not feed my animals human flesh. I do not take organs from my prisoners without them being completely on board. I don’t sell and mass produce drugs and then go sell them to innocent pure villages. How odd is this?