Pills are for suckas.

or youre getting fu( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing old grandma, have you taken your pills today? Just so you dont forget about your children again

You definitely watched some weird anime...

What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I'll have you know I graduated top of my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I've been involved in numerous secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare and I'm the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with precision the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) words.

What are you, space cowboy?

Beep boop motherboopers

So I've found a new GTA5 car dupe glitch for PC, yey for me... Except that I've ended up selling the original car instead of duplicated one, and then the game crashed and duped car turned back into the original...Yey for me :(

Hi guys, sorry I didn't showed up yesterday, had RL popping it's nose into my business, again.

Errrr...Actually...It seems that what I wanted to try out has been found and patched already... Kinda shame, wasted a good opportunity to insanely boost my cash flow. :(

Well i've been pretty much been playing it every evening since like 1 week

So anybody's playing GTAO? Not nagging you, Houruck, calm down :)

I want to try something in-game, which involves another player and possibly a lot of dying. So I'm looking for a volunteer :)

You know what-GTA:O is a great game in its own right. The more I play it, the more I realize I deserves a standalone release, it's that great.

But, my main gripe with it is connectivity to Rockstar's cloud servers. Maybe it's because I live in Middle East and servers are in Europe. Whenever I have no connectivity issues the game runs like a charm and it's a blast, but whenever I start getting connectivity issues-the game becomes a living hell for me.

For example, you can do shooting range challenges with other players, in order to rank up your shooting skill(which makes you actually hit things you aim at), and I even found a player to challenge. Ironically it was a "guy" who I've played elimination match with earlier(MM in here is terrible, just like all other Rockstar games). The guy was rank 31(level) and he took out my entire team alone, maybe due to low shooting skill or crappy net protocol or cloud servers, I couldn't hit him at all, even at point blank. However in shooting range, I've smoked his arse despite him picking guns and challenges. The thing is-effing quit screen kept popping up all the time during challenges, if I'd accidentally hit fire button during those pop ups, I'd be brown out of the challenge. Same big kept happening during races.

So yeah, it's amazing when it's working and total BS when it's not.

eh? it's working just fine for me... It's just crashing from time to times, but it is usually because i am short on ram.

I've already bought it, but I sugest you wait it out a bit first. Rockstar servers are being bombarded by millions of GTA starved PC gamers. On top of that there are still bugs and optimization issues.It is a decent port, but it still needs some serious work. To make things better, after downloading recent win7 updates, GTA5 started stuttering.

Also has some SLI issues...Yeah, all that wait GTA forced on us? In the end, sill not worth it... So yuo better wait it up for them to fix stuff.

I am planning on buying it during the summer when I get my PC upgraded.

I wonder if I should buy GTA V. Who would like to play it in multiplayer with me?

https://eu.survarium.com/eu-en/news/version-028-preview

0.28 PREVIEW!!!


OMFGFINALLYHOLLYSHITCANTWAITACTUALLYEXCITEDLOLWTF!!!

So I've talked to Survarium support, as Horuck insisted and the agreed to free up our clan name from CIS server... Although doing so didn't taken effect as of yet, because ivr tried to recreate clan yesterday and today's morning-for no effect, it still said that the name was occupied.

Also, when I've mentioned the crapton of in-game money that I've invested into creation of previous clan, the support told me, very politely, to go and F myself... So basically, they were, argueably, completely useless. What a shock...

I am calling a meeting some time this week, ♥♥♥♥ be going down with hawken!

IKR?! That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUST pay with blood for his transgression! :)

Bu before that, I'd like to admit of having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ day. I'm tired and cranky as hell, who wants to play something that involves shooting others in the face with shooty things? :D

I hate when I am not unique anymore.. this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stole my name sob sob :(

Yeah, I thought it was you, but I guess it was just someone who stole your name... If it were me, I'd get into Survarium and I would kick his arse ;)

Wait a second, you ran into karnak while playing survarium?

Hey guys, despite Vulong being Vulong and refusing to play anything that isn't The Crew, we've still managed to have a blast. We should do it more often!:)

Aaaand another shameless attempt to lure you people into Survarium. It's been a while since open beta for EU started and I've already ran into familiar faces, while playing it, Karnak and Poczy, for example. So really-you should try it!

Also, follow this link to get some headstart:

https://account.survarium.com/en/referal/661C0A818851667

this is EU page that is in english and is easy as hell to register there. Just give it a try people, you don't know what you're missing...Other than me ranting non-stop.

Hey guys, guess what Houruck, Pure and I are going to play on 2/2/15? Yep-Survarium! Feel free to join in on action, it's f2p, it's good and you lose nothing by trying it. So try it, darnit! ^_^

Sure thing! Who has the fourth copy? I forgot...

Well, since I've already promissed to Suti to play Speedrunners with her, might as well stay online for the long run/

Ok, I must admit-this is kind of revelation to me...

deus, you do realise I might be the only person besides you who reads this right? And you do not have to convince me, just show up on TS sometimes damn it.

Oh come on! Just try the darn thing!

Aaaaand it's 5/1/15!!! Which means we've survived the celebrations!

It also means that Survarium open beta is about to hit the road! I know I'm annoying the hell out of you, guys, but it's really so darn good! And it's free!!!

Come on! You're not losing anything by simply trying! And it recenty got optimized a bit too. Not enough to run on VD's PC, but it might be of help to others.

If you're stop alive after yesterday, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Hehe. I already had some leftover Martini from the Christmas party at work.
Happy new year guys!

Oh by the way... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :)

I'm telling you this now this now, because I don't plan on writing anything cohesive later. :)

*cough*check Survarium Clan thread*cough*

Bwahahahaha!!! This is sweet!!! This one's for you guys:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Veju4PxhuGc

This is for you deus:
http://i.imgur.com/ruQvoyd.jpg

Heyia, if any of you here are planning to play Survarium, then go grab Christmass Year worth of Premium discount, at 20$

It's a pretty sweet deal, really.

Oh, I didn't realized you were talking about Hungary :) I sure hope the pay is nice enough for people to want go enlist, otherwise, I just don't see why would anyone want to do it.

It was the same here, but I tell you they changed the system. They no longer enlist kids out of school, you can enroll yourself and you get payed for it.

Oh, it never was voluntary...It was more like,"OBEY OR ELSE," and when you'dbe done, they'd ask you nicely if you'd want to obey some more, for real money, this time.

I heard some army stories. :)
I never experienced myself, since I was never enlisted and your military switched to the voluntary / professional model.

I know it's a joke, but there's nothing special about it! It's the same stuff anybody bored enough does in the military.

I know. The "special" forces part was just a joke.

What?! It was all in good laugh!

Pffff... Just some rear support shmuck making faces out of boredom... When we were getting bored in IDF, we'd pull one guy on Green Giant's probe! You think that's messy?! Think of what was going on within tank division...

Norwegian Special Forces:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1yclQXd1Q

There is a movie theatre you can rent and play video games. I plan to celebrate my and Sutislany's birthday in January there. We can play PS3 and Xbox 360 games. I want to try MK9 and Marvel VS Capcom. What other preferably party games do you guys suggest for these systems?