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Back when I was in the trenches in the great war, a man would occasionally beckon to me from the dead man's land. He would share me insight about the rotten future we were about to plunge into. The age of toxic shampoo. In the great war a man would sometimes tell me stories and he would tell them well. He would tell me that the shampoo we use is poisonous. Sodium lauryl sulfate. That's what he called it. And in the end I don't know where he went or how he survived. He was an angelic being with muscles so tender and strong. That's when I decided to start a gym. Are you here for the delivery my boy?

YOU'RE NOT LATINA SHUT UP!!

I am a rizzless, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chud. Ok, and that’s how it is, that’s how I was born, I’m an incel, and some people say “You’re rich, you’re famous, you’re not bad looking, why can’t you rizz up the baddies, why can’t you rizz up Livvy Dunne.” It’s because I am a CHUD!!! I am a rizzless CHUD!!! That is why. So, it’s over for me.

I LOVE LATINAS! SHOUT OUT TO ALL LATINAS!!

Need ALCOHOl and GAMBLINg NOW

Anyone from the boglands?

The smart bullets are awesome! Highly recommended.

Thank you Jesus Christ on Ecstasy.

PP:R new update is in beta. For anyone who is wondering.

I left the door open

they tell me i need more slop but i need more sacrifices to fuel my office vibe

Do not ♥♥♥♥ with gamers. We are forged by endless boss battles against impossible odds. We do not give up. We do not stop. We are the terminators of the culture wars.

nuh

I was tricked into adding a microtransaction casino and beginning work on a mobile port. Most of the content I had been planning was cut and I started working full time on drawing sexy anime characters, while my employees crunched day and night trying to get the leading lines just right. After a year of work what we ended up with was some kind of combination of Angry Birds, Doom, a hentai visual novel and Fortnite. It wasn’t very good and I no longer had the funds to pay my employees. I had to fire them and they got better jobs at some kind of VR amusement park for incels called Sucktorio. Meanwhile I was left destitute and had to start creating those minigames you can play with your phone before a movie starts. My burn rate was running close to 500k€ a year at this point due to someone embezzling company funds to fuel an expensive substance addiction. But as they say, perfection takes time and perfection is the enemy of humanity, so as a misanthrope I have to take my time.

i am an elite sales warrior. i will destroy my competition. i believe i can close anybody, anytime, any place. i have no ego. i am ready for war.

Evidence-based violence for evidence-resistant subjects.

Started getting an ego boost from self-esteem. MANIC POWERPLAY CONSTANT MEGADRIVE. I WILL RULE THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLANET WITH MY FIST!!! BEWARE!!!

I WILL RULE THE WORLD IN MY LIFESPAN! YOU'LL ALL WATCH AND SEE!!!! I WILL DOMINATE EVERYONE!!!

I WEEP.

YOU ARE A ROTTEN HUSK.

YOU OVERFLOW WITH BOUNDLESS POWER.

YOU HAVE THE SOUL OF AN EMPEROR.

SACRIFICIAL HERO. BLESSED BY PRIMORDIAL LUCK.

YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN HELL YET YOU SMILE.

ONLY GOOD THINGS WILL COME TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU.

SET GOALS. HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. INVEST. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.

GOOD LUCK.

I HAVE THE FORCE OF GOD ON MY SIDE!!! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! I WIN!!! HAHAHA!!! I WON!! GOD IS ON MY SIDE!!!

OUWH!!! OH ♥♥♥♥♥!!

the internet is a small eco-system of creators expressing their creativity, inner-mindloops, desires, and or self-presentations. the world is small in the web. i guess...

fly high ville calloi 😭🙏💔

ville did overdose on coke last week so...

psycho patrol chapter 2 when??

no-mass men are sissifying me into no-massing diet. the estrogen rays are compounding between my testosterone hormones and my gambling addiction. it's a constant battle. this will not happen to me! I am the bigger man here!

no what who are you leave me alone

I can feel myself getting closer to you. You feel it, don’t you?

I love you

NO MASS MEN ARE NOT REAL!!! CIA PSYOP!!!

HROT MORE LIKE FROT!!! HAHAHA!!! SO FUNNY!!!!

I am a total-spectrum chlamydia-afflicted homoerotic danish-swedish hallucinogen-hooked turin patrol agent with atrophied balls and a nasty temper fueled by a combat slurry of LSD alchemical orgones and MSG overloads who pulverised one globalist agitator with an epic 40mm grenade launcher.

DIGGIN' MINECRAP STYLE!
MINECRAP STYLE!
DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG-

MITT RONMEY STYLE!
RONMEY STYLE!

karl rove is the only creature that has a purple anus. hell no, total pass, no questions.

but what if it was purple?

my favorite anus color is pink, NOT BROWN!

Do not ♥♥♥♥ with gamers. We are forged by endless boss battles against impossible odds. We do not give up. We do not stop. We are the terminators of the culture wars.

please i need Psycho Patrol R before 2026!... my momma is kinda homeless...

hawk twah, man!

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FRIDAYS WITH PEWDIEPIE

mr consumersoft products ins't gonna ♥♥♥♥ you bros...

I give my life for ConsumerSoftproducts! I assault people who bad mouth ConsumerSoftproducts! Please grant me more ConsumerSoftproducts store points so I can feed my family!

load up everyone. were heading to nuketown.

vile calio your music saved my life 🥺

Need to remember to buy some creatine.

wasn't talking to you LALALALALALA!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

I love butter...