simon says air your day ones

ahhh ohhh ooooh ahh

everyone wants in on the competitive uncletopia clique.. as a narcissist this is my dream come true !

i throw my comp unc games to derank and kill noobs

For a second day in a row, Frankfurt has crashed. Clearly wokeness has destabilised the servers. Play on London instead, an outpost of British excellence, where there is no wokeness and better ping.

Frankfurt has a history of instability. Come to London if you want true stability. Strong & stable just like the conservative party

omg

In a historic milestone, it is Frankfurt that crashed today, not London. A round of applause for this monumental achievement.

fra 1 6767

Frankfurt

new hawk... new tuah....

NEW YEAR NEW ME

♥♥♥♥ n balls

wait are you a prem medic player... please let me know asap. thats... ooh aah. very attractive.

My bad. I made sure to check the TOS before posting . #StopTheBoats

new rule no self advertising pelase. you little rat

If anyone here puts Britain first and is autistic enough, come join British Autism Awareness Group for Uncletopia (BAAGU) at https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/groups/baagu .

#savelondonone

#uncle

WHEn will etf2l announce uncletopia division? discuss.

awesome

Hello I love uncletopia and I randomly found this group after stalking some player's steam profile.

69 members, 420 in one week mark my words

hahahaah

o_O

i know where all of your testicles are. no one leaves this group from now on.

BE QUIET. DO NOT ADMIT DEFEAT IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY. @joona

we lost 1...

mustarrrrrd

67 members..

you got it wrong. it’s actually

6) stalemate on last
7) open chat and type “dude barnblitz last sucks” or words to that effect
8) !rtv

1) join match
2) type "!nominate barnblitz"
3) wait
4) at end of match, spam in chat "f1" or whichever according to spot in map vote
5) "Next map is pl_barnblitz!"
6) leave
another satisfied customer :)

this is true ↓

New members are required to post:

- Age
- Full legal name
- House number and postcode
- Debit card number, expiry date and CVV
- Mother’s maiden name
- Favourite Pink Floyd album
- Length
- Girth
- Curve angle
- Whether or not it stank

Failure to do so will result in disciplinary action from the moderation team, which may include a permanent ban.

If you ever feel down, I want you all to remember,there always will be payload on Uncletopia waiting for you to hop on

just got rolled by some russian kid on spire mge. i was about to go cry myself to sleep but then i remembered that i could vote pl maps on uncletopia and i nearly busted out of excitement

do you guys play tf2

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LLOOOVVEE PL_BADWATER AND PL_UPWARD!! ♥♥♥♥♥! mmph~

guys can we go cp_steel? rtv this and go steel. i kinda wanna play cp_steel could we switch off this map? type rtv pls i wanna play steel. this map sucks why are we still here? steel would be much more fun than this. let’s go cp_steel guys. !nominate cp_ste

hmmm today i will

wonderful

THanks for 60 members. i love all of you romantically.

oughghh we are getting bigger and rounder

i am become gamer

has aanyone had the pineapple mcspicy at mcdonalds

London 1?

won what?

43 members, fantastic

DM me for competitive uncletopia tricks, glitches, tip's and secrets.

I only played badwater 86 times today instead of my usual 90. DON'T CONTACT ME I'M GONNA GO GOBLIN MODE!!!

ITS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!