nged Wolf of War: ay centron
THE COOKIE CENTRON: yea
Winged Wolf of War: got the stuff?
THE COOKIE CENTRON: oh that depends on what your asking for
Winged Wolf of War: you got the drugz?
THE COOKIE CENTRON: yes, what do you ask for?
Winged Wolf of War: anything that makes me see unicorns and rainbows
THE COOKIE CENTRON: hippy round,maby some kang name your price
Winged Wolf of War: hmmm, 9
THE COOKIE CENTRON: ok
THE COOKIE CENTRON: i can give you 1kg of kangloveman
Winged Wolf of War: ?
Winged Wolf of War: kg?
Winged Wolf of War: kang?
THE COOKIE CENTRON: kila gram a unilt of meuser for wight
THE COOKIE CENTRON: weight
THE COOKIE CENTRON: **
Winged Wolf of War: ohhh
Winged Wolf of War: and kangloven?
Winged Wolf of War: kangloveman*
THE COOKIE CENTRON: thats the drug man
Winged Wolf of War: ah, i just allways heared it called kang
Winged Wolf of War: -[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅9̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]-
THE COOKIE CENTRON: there different versions this is the lost kind -tkaes cash and gives kangloveman-
THE COOKIE CENTRON: takes*
Winged Wolf of War: thanks -drops some cookies and runs off, and on the back of the cookie jar is a picture of [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]-
THE COOKIE CENTRON: cookies? ha ha ha i get it wait what?!!
THE COOKIE CENTRON: -gun noises-
Winged Wolf of War: -msg on the jar lid-
THE COOKIE CENTRON: -find mesage and reads-
Winged Wolf of War: msg: if you are reading this then there are drugz in the cookies AND 1K at the bottem, also im being shot at by the cops, bye bye (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ) -end of msg-
THE COOKIE CENTRON: ♥♥♥♥ me
THE COOKIE CENTRON: -gets sinped in forhead-
Winged Wolf of War: -runs back towards you- RUN BIACH RUN!
Winged Wolf of War: ♥♥♥♥
Winged Wolf of War: AH! -runs like hell-
THE COOKIE CENTRON: -cops suround you-
Winged Wolf of War: -looks arround self- ah ♥♥♥♥
Winged Wolf of War: hey cops
Winged Wolf of War: knock knock
THE COOKIE CENTRON: whos there get him -cops cuff you-
Winged Wolf of War: my friends
Winged Wolf of War: continue the joke cops c'mon
Winged Wolf of War: c'mon pigs say "my friends who?" please? one last joke for this prisoner
Winged Wolf of War: ?
Winged Wolf of War: -a female cop comes into the croued of other cops and says: my friends who? then i say: my friends are here an assasin kills the sniper and 5 men and a women dressed as the cop kill the cops-
THE COOKIE CENTRON: -geniral cop- fuq me get to THE COPA
THE COOKIE CENTRON: CHAPA
THE COOKIE CENTRON: **
Winged Wolf of War: -the assasin picks up the sniper rifle and shoots the general-
THE COOKIE CENTRON: -as general dies his gun goes of and shoots you in neck. you bleed purfusly-
Winged Wolf of War: ♥♥♥♥. me. -faints and awakes 2 days later and you are alive some how and i a alive some how also am is in base-
THE COOKIE CENTRON: THE END
THE COOKIE CENTRON: OF COOKIE / DIME 2

THE NEW FRONTEER OF DESCRIBING YOUR WAY OF BEING BORED HAS COME TRUE



Kang: (adj.) - decribing one's way of being bored;having the feeling of boredum
(v.) - being bored

Ex: Jimmy, whats wrong with you?,"im kang ma."
Ex2: "Hey bill, I'm feelin kind of kang today, you? "

♥★Dime the potato general★: kang
COOKIE CARNAGE: ?
♥★Dime the potato general★: yes
COOKIE CARNAGE: no no no , wut is "kang"
♥★Dime the potato general★: kang is kang
COOKIE CARNAGE: but wut is kang if kang is kang butt that means that kang is kang and kang would be kang?
♥★Dime the potato general★: yes! you are gettin it!
COOKIE CARNAGE: butt if kang is even more kang than how is kang more than kang if kang is kang and kang would be kang with kang and if kang were to be than the univers as we know it wold be kang......?
♥★Dime the potato general★: yes
COOKIE CARNAGE: "mind ♥♥♥♥"
♥★Dime the potato general★: lol
COOKIE CARNAGE: ikr
♥★Dime the potato general★: butt if the universe is kang then what is kang because kang can't be kang if kang is kang beause kang is the universe so if kang is the universe is kang space?
♥★Dime the potato general★: kang + kang = mind ♥♥♥♥
COOKIE CARNAGE: i see but if space and all of space is kang than kang would be every thing in the known univers includung me ang you resulting in a paridox about how kag is kang and kang will ever more be "kang"
COOKIE CARNAGE: wait wait wait a sec
COOKIE CARNAGE: my eqaution is wrong
♥★Dime the potato general★: kang + kang = mind ♥♥♥♥
♥★Dime the potato general★: bro
♥★Dime the potato general★: i just relized!
COOKIE CARNAGE: because for the known univers to be kang then kang would have to be an unknown sorec of mater or power belonging the the higharchs wich in concution makes me you my cat and every thing ever more is 'kang'
COOKIE CARNAGE: 1/q + known universe + me + you + eveything = kang
♥★Dime the potato general★: if kang is kang then that makes kang! a triangle has 3 sides then kang kang kang makes another kang... KANG IS ILLUMINOTI!!
♥★Dime the potato general★: illuminoti confirmed
COOKIE CARNAGE: NO NO NO RUN BICH RUN IT'S COMMIN FOR YOU AND ME AND MY CAT AND KANG
COOKIE CARNAGE: NO "DIES BECAUSE OF TO MUCH KANG COOKIES ILLUMINOTI AND PANCAKE MIX"
♥★Dime the potato general★: kang + kang = kang and kang makes more kang so you are never safe from kang cause kang is kang
♥★Dime the potato general★: lol
COOKIE CARNAGE: "dead"
♥★Dime the potato general★: correction "ded"
COOKIE CARNAGE: "starts unjellating"
♥★Dime the potato general★: oh nose!
♥★Dime the potato general★: kang!
COOKIE CARNAGE: i'm a kang god now bow down to muw
♥★Dime the potato general★: no
♥★Dime the potato general★: : /
COOKIE CARNAGE: well "lighting bolt"
♥★Dime the potato general★: i AM kang mutha ♥♥♥♥♥!
COOKIE CARNAGE: you are dead no big superize
♥★Dime the potato general★: you can not kill kang
COOKIE CARNAGE: ho no no no no no no my equation was correct ♥♥♥♥ run run run citizens run (and you pesants to)
♥★Dime the potato general★: I AM KANG!!!!
♥★Dime the potato general★: -all but kang ded-
COOKIE CARNAGE: i think i weed myself a bit
♥★Dime the potato general★: kang demands a pancake!!!
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥ YO SHOES GET ONR YOUSELF
COOKIE CARNAGE: ONE*
♥★Dime the potato general★: I WANT A PANCAKE! KANG WILL KANG YOU IF KANG DOES NOT GET PANKANG!!!!
COOKIE CARNAGE: for the last time..............karang........no ♥♥♥♥ YO SHOES ♥♥♥♥ YOU AND MOST OF ALL ♥♥♥♥ KANG
♥★Dime the potato general★: how about can kang please have a pancake?
COOKIE CARNAGE: "flips table and walks out" ♥♥♥♥ YO SHOES!! GET YOUR OWN PANCAKE
♥★Dime the potato general★: but kang asked nicely
COOKIE CARNAGE: KANG DEMAND KANG ASK NICELY IT DOES NOT MATTER ALL THAT DOES IS THAT ............................."clears throught"...............NNNOOO........."blasts you out of window"
♥★Dime the potato general★: BUT KANG IS YOU'RE FATHER!!!!! "ded
♥★Dime the potato general★: "
COOKIE CARNAGE: da fuq no "shoots self in face"
COOKIE CARNAGE: THE END

DIMEandMIST: hey
COOKIE CARNAGE: oh hi
DIMEandMIST: hey i braught teh stuff
COOKIE CARNAGE: da cookies?
DIMEandMIST: no da carnage
COOKIE CARNAGE: even better
DIMEandMIST: here -gives and is given money- runs away like a pretty pretty princess
DIMEandMIST: -
COOKIE CARNAGE: well good by
COOKIE CARNAGE: bye*
DIMEandMIST: -is hit by a random unicorn when i try to cross trafic
DIMEandMIST: -
COOKIE CARNAGE: da fuo wut now
DIMEandMIST: -the unicorns horn turns into a pickle and runs twards you-
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥ NO RUN BICH RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIMEandMIST: -jumps out of nowhere and says banana then it turns into a banana-
COOKIE CARNAGE: NO NO NO NO NO NOT DA BANNANA
DIMEandMIST: -the banana poots teh minions of fruit-
COOKIE CARNAGE: DA HELL?
COOKIE CARNAGE: WUT IS DIS?
DIMEandMIST: -and teh minions poot mo minions of fruit and then they poot teh minions and so on so forth-
COOKIE CARNAGE: THERE MULTIPLYING OUT OF CONTROL
DIMEandMIST: -tay all kepe pooten teh minions-
COOKIE CARNAGE: RUN BICH RUN
COOKIE CARNAGE: -GRABS YOUR LIMP BODY AND GETS THE HELL OUT OF THERE-
COOKIE CARNAGE: THE END ?
DIMEandMIST: -ten tay all run wards u an tay say: wabajack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOKIE CARNAGE: GO WUB YOUR SELF GO GO GO
COOKIE CARNAGE: --GETS INTO GET-AWAY CAR THAT A PIG IS DRIVEING AND SAYS-: DRIVE BICH DIRVE
DIMEandMIST: -the pig turns into me when you are looking back- so where do you want me to go?
DIMEandMIST: not*
COOKIE CARNAGE: TO HELL? OH WAIT THE SAFE HOUSE
DIMEandMIST: not lo0king*
DIMEandMIST: kk super speed engage!!!! -is at safe house brb got to eat-
COOKIE CARNAGE: KK SEE YOU NEXT TIME PIGGY

COOKIE CARNAGE: how about COOKIES
DIMEandMIST: yes yes yes yes yes
COOKIE CARNAGE: CARNAGE
DIMEandMIST: yes wait what?
COOKIE CARNAGE: ILL ♥♥♥♥ SOME ONE UP FOR DA ♥♥♥♥
DIMEandMIST: -walks away but then starts runing as some of it falls from pocket-
COOKIE CARNAGE: OH SIT ♥♥♥♥♥ I FOR GIVE YOU CAUSE YOOU GOT THE GOD SITH MAN I TALKIN CHIPS AHOY
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥*
COOKIE CARNAGE: YOU RANN OUT INTO TRAFIC
DIMEandMIST: hey whatch you're mouth no one shall say the n word arround me
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥
COOKIE CARNAGE: AND OK CRIPPELED MAN
COOKIE CARNAGE: YOU GOT HIT BY A BUS YOU KNOW
DIMEandMIST: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOKIE CARNAGE: YOUR LEGS ARE GONE
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥ ME
COOKIE CARNAGE: CALL 911
DIMEandMIST: -calls 911- help me i lost my legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIMEandMIST: ahAIFHIO;SHUGSOTSOIDGHADKLJGDK;LJ,FBN kdfnlBDfkkaldfnbkdaflbhLDRIAHNDIFJLKD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOKIE CARNAGE: -POLICE ARIVE INSTED OF A ABULENSE-
COOKIE CARNAGE: RUN BICH RUNNNNNNNN
DIMEandMIST: i have no legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOKIE CARNAGE: OH ♥♥♥♥ YOUR LEGS
DIMEandMIST: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOKIE CARNAGE: GET ON MY SHOLDERS
DIMEandMIST: FSGNDRJHDOAJRHPEAOGHEAFJOGHDRJKBHKAJFGHLASDDUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIMEandMIST: -climbs on you-
COOKIE CARNAGE: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
COOKIE CARNAGE: -GUN SHOTS CLOSE BE HIND US-
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥ DUDE
COOKIE CARNAGE: YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY NEW NIKEYS
DIMEandMIST: PULLS OUT GUN FROM HOODIE POCKET AND SHHOTS-
COOKIE CARNAGE: SHOTE MAN SHOTE
DIMEandMIST: SHUT UP!!!!
DIMEandMIST: IM DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOKIE CARNAGE: KK
COOKIE CARNAGE: ME RUN
DIMEandMIST: -shoot and kills some of the cops-
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥ I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO UPERES THEM ♥♥♥♥ WERE GOIN TO JAIL FOR SURE
DIMEandMIST: I WONT IM GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
COOKIE CARNAGE: GET AWAY CAR SHOES UP-
COOKIE CARNAGE: GET IN
DIMEandMIST: IM JUST TRYING TO SLOW THEM DOWN FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOKIE CARNAGE: GO GO GO
COOKIE CARNAGE: GTA
COOKIE CARNAGE: WE GET CHASED BY COPS-
DIMEandMIST: -keeps shooting cops-
DIMEandMIST: AREKJHOIERHGQEORIGHDRALKGHNA DFJGHEADKLGRHERIOQHGQDIORHLDKSFHGIODNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥ MAN HOW MANY BILETS DO YOU HAVE
COOKIE CARNAGE: ?
DIMEandMIST: LIKE 0VER 100!
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥ I NEED ONE OF DOSS
DIMEandMIST: HAVE MY AK 47!!!! -GIVES AK 47-
COOKIE CARNAGE: AKABLAKNA
COOKIE CARNAGE: FOR MOTHER RUSSA!!!!!!!!!11
DIMEandMIST: -pulls bazooka from hoodie pocket and blows up their cars-
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥ DUDE WERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM GG
COOKIE CARNAGE: YOU LEFT THOWS COPS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP
DIMEandMIST: I GOT IT FROMMY POCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIMEandMIST: FROM MY*
COOKIE CARNAGE: COOL
COOKIE CARNAGE: WE ARE ALMOST TO DA SAFE HOUSE
DIMEandMIST: -pulls out another bazooka and duel weilds them blowing them up-
COOKIE CARNAGE: HELOCPTER SHOWS UP
COOKIE CARNAGE: HALP US BACK UP
DIMEandMIST: -keeps blowing them up with my duel weild bazookas-
COOKIE CARNAGE: WERE- U KNOW WUT I DONT CARE JUST KEEP SHOTING
DIMEandMIST: OK!
COOKIE CARNAGE: -GETS SHOT-
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥ ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIMEandMIST: -gives medkit from hoodie pocket-
COOKIE CARNAGE: YAY
DIMEandMIST: (all this is in my pocket-)
COOKIE CARNAGE: FINALY
DIMEandMIST: are we there?
COOKIE CARNAGE: ALMOST
DIMEandMIST: -keeps shooting the cops but is some ho using 3 bazookas-
DIMEandMIST: (i got all the bazookas from my hoodie pocket and im still using 3 bazookas-
COOKIE CARNAGE: KK WE ARE THERE
COOKIE CARNAGE: LET S GO
DIMEandMIST: -gets out of the car with robot legs and all the blood i bled is cleaned up-
COOKIE CARNAGE: HOW-- YOU KNOW WUT NO I DINT CARE LETS JUST GO
COOKIE CARNAGE: DONT*
DIMEandMIST: -is now using 4 bazookas to blow up all teh cops-
COOKIE CARNAGE: UM........ LETS GET INSIDE
DIMEandMIST: ok -walks inside with a robot arm-
COOKIE CARNAGE: WERE DA ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU GETING ALL THOWS ROBOT STUFFS
COOKIE CARNAGE: ?
DIMEandMIST: shhhhh -says with both arms now robotic-
COOKIE CARNAGE: OK?
COOKIE CARNAGE: WE WONNNNNNNNNNNNN
DIMEandMIST: sh! -says with a robotic half face-
COOKIE CARNAGE: ♥♥♥♥ ME
DIMEandMIST: shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -says with robotic head-
COOKIE CARNAGE: OYUGOTCYVILXOTCVYILVYXIZ4VUF
DIMEandMIST: shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -is now robot-
COOKIE CARNAGE: COOLLL
DIMEandMIST: shhhh!!! -is now back to normal but with legs this time-
COOKIE CARNAGE: OK FINALY
COOKIE CARNAGE: we wooooooooooooon
COOKIE CARNAGE: yeay
COOKIE CARNAGE: police bash throught wall
DIMEandMIST: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -says with a top hat a monicle and a handle bar mustache-
COOKIE CARNAGE: now is not the time
COOKIE CARNAGE: MINEGUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
DIMEandMIST: sh -stares at them and the blow up-
DIMEandMIST: they*
COOKIE CARNAGE: UMM.......... HELP
DIMEandMIST: i killed them -says with the top hat mustache and monicle but now has a tuxedo-
COOKIE CARNAGE: YEAY WITH TUXEDO ALSO ON
DIMEandMIST: sh -says with all that stuff but now has brittish acksent-
COOKIE CARNAGE: UM...
DIMEandMIST: ello govenor -you are now a govenor-
COOKIE CARNAGE: YEAY WE ARE ALL GOVENERS
DIMEandMIST: -every ones a govenor and then i fly ouy of the roof saying shhhhh-
COOKIE CARNAGE: THE END
COOKIE CARNAGE: AND EVER ONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTTER