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I was going on my daily stroll towards the IGA down the street, and there it appeared an insidious dark aura had appeared right infront of my eyes, coming from what used to be molecules traveling through the atmosphere. It was Obama, he rubbed against my shoulders moisturising my kneecaps he whispered into my ear "Run, Danilo is here". There, i dropped my gold coins forgetting about my journey towards IGA. Every 5 metres was a sink hole, mr Danilo was closer then i thought. As the world collapsed into flames i thought my time on this earth was gone. I closed my eyes, clenched my fists and jumped into a sinkhole. It was dark, sweat poured down my cheeks like the water that flows down the Nile river. "Wake up daddy" Suddenly i opened my eyes, IT WAS GEORGE FLOYD i thought this man had died. He took off my pants, fed me a blueberry muffin and got to business. To this day i still hear the pounding of my cheeks replaying throughout my head, whenever i eat, sleep, and game.

Moral of the story: dont talk to HERTZ, and George Floyd is real