And yeah I was flexing so hard I think I hyperextended my fingers.

Ima be honest even tho my main guy is Ellis, Coach is a very underrated guy, you see a few people including me think he is the leader of rest of the 3 (It makes sense since he was an actual coach) how may I know?, when you get into the mall at dead center he does a prayer in the safe room (I think he's done it also at other places) he has that leader mindset (How he acts, always trying to keep the team motivated, etc) so if I was asked if he was underrated or not, he is most for sure underrated (And this comes from an Ellis fan if y'all didn't notice)

The Coach Appreciation Society stands eternal.

Why has it taken me so long to join a group like this?

CHEESEBURGER APOCOLYPSE!

"Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!"

"I swear to GOD! You can't shoot worth ♥♥♥♥ ! "

"Who the hell-puts an evac station-up thirty flights of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stairs?!"

~ Gonna Reach For The Top! Stay On The Mountain!
Na na naa na na na-na na na! ~

You should make a Coach Event, somthing like eat cheeseburgers, or laugh at everything

If I see a cheeseburger in this place there's going to be a one-man-cheeseburger apocolypse!

You best APPRETIATE how coach PRONOUTIATES

appreciation

that ain't spelled right

ass

If I see a zombie running at me with a sample tray...I aint shootin it!

Encountered? Boy! I am covered in zombie blood, puke, and eyeballs, and 20 other parts I don't even Recognize! We are immune as ♥♥♥♥!

Wait for official instructions... Heh heh. Wait mah ahz.