CLIVE

GET OUT OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAR!! M8, I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REK YOU, I SWEAR ON ME MUM!!

Now then!

All hail clive

whats a clive

Clive, you are my IKEA and my meatballs. Action can't describe the feelings me and my face have towards you. I love you like a vegan kid loves grass. I hope one day I can see your Stonehenge ( ;) ). I am typing this to you now, with what is called in the civilized world an erection. I just thought I would show my love for you. <3 Angelo

i can only recall playing with clive once but when i did.... he totally kicked my ass tbh. but that's okay bc he saved lux and that's rly what matters and lux is Important

I have no idea who Clive is but someday I wish to build a church to celebrate and worship him. My children will be huddled around a clivemas tree asking "When is Santa Clive coming, father?" to which I will reply "Never. He is a man of legend and myth". Then they will eat cake whilst I get drunk.

Clive farted on my sofa. Such an honour.

I had to make this group after clive saved me from phishers, my strong love for him will never burn out and I simply live in hope that one day he will ask to use my penis cushion

helo i am a fan (liek the gun xd) of cliv, he is da gretest man i hev ever meet, he is v. funny and a clevr man and he tought me evrythimg i now a bout this computer gam i have ben trying v. hard 2 be as strong as cilve as a humon beang but i can strill drem that i cn b like him.

i hop to mebe cuddel him irl

BEST GROUP EVER!